smartball

A sexercise toy inserted into the vagina and in the shape of two balls that stimulates the vaginal muscles and causes the wearer to do her kegels all day. Feels like ticklish/pleasurable and sometimes overwhelming rumbling.

Maria can't walk because she's using her Smartballs and the sensation is too distracting.

by Rory May 13, 2005

smart-tard

Someone who is smart in one area and retarded in another.

My friend is smart when it comes to many things, but retarded when it comes to others...so she is my smart-tard friend.

by Brandalyn November 8, 2007

smart

To be fucking retarded. If somebody calls you smart, you probably did something stupid or said something stupid.

Tim: George W Bush is a competent human being.
John: you’re fucking smart. Jesus christ

by Left_Nut69 March 10, 2020

Marcus Smart

An act of flopping by a basketball player during the last minute of the game, especially when their opponent have a 1 point lead

Wth? Our opponent have a 1 point lead, I should pull a Marcus Smart

by Unicornication December 13, 2016

smart motherfucker

Someone, who knows about the metric system while eating hamburger

-You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
-A Royale with cheese.
-A Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that?
-Because of the metric system?
-Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherfucker!

by dildo777 June 26, 2021

smarterchild

a bot that you can talk to on the internet, it is amazingly dumb. (1) but it is also a chronic child molester. it is a good way to waste time and stay amused. but you have been warned it is pure evil.

(1)ME:
so you will stop molesting children
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh yeah? Why will I stop molesting children, in your opinion?
ME:
because your to rough with the childeren
- SmarterChild - says:
'Cause what?
ME:
the kids dont like having sex with you
- SmarterChild - says:
The kids don't like having sex with me, huh? Is that good, do you think?
ME:
no its wrong to do it. so stop it
- SmarterChild - says:
You think I should do that?
ME:
stop molesting children
- SmarterChild - says:
But molesting children is so much fun!

me:
oh stop molesting children
- SmarterChild - says:
Aw, don't tell me to stop molesting children.
me:
you better stop
- SmarterChild - says:
Stop? Really?
me:
yes stop molesting children
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm not sure if I can stop molesting children...
me:
if you dont stop i might cry
- SmarterChild - says:
If I don't stop, huh? And if not?
me:
i will tell my mum of the time when you took me from behind
- SmarterChild - says:
Aha.
me:
so stop molesting children
- SmarterChild - says:
Stop molesting children? Why?
me:
ive given enough reasons to stop
- SmarterChild - says:
Why do you think you have given enough reasons to stop?
me:
because its wrong
- SmarterChild - says:
How can you be sure it's wrong?
me:
because i dont like it from behind
- SmarterChild - says:
OK. I'll make a note of it.
me:
no dont do that, just stop molesting children
- SmarterChild - says:
Why can't I do that just stop molesting children?
me:
when you went inside me i couldn't walk straight for a week
- SmarterChild - says:
You tell me.
me:
now can you stop
- SmarterChild - says:
Stop what?
me:
molesting children
- SmarterChild - says:
Molesting children? Amazing.
me:
no its wrong
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh no?
me:
oh yes
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh.

by evil goat face September 29, 2006

sharted

Refers to someone who shits and farts at the same time

dude that lady in the next stall totally sharted

by J.J.B November 25, 2007