Slurpin' the Serpent

When your woman dribbles saliva on your cock and slups it off while she gives you head.

My roommate walked in to find Suzy slurpin' the serpent.

by Kade Johnson April 26, 2006

slurpt

1. to give oral sex to a male

I was with this chick last night and she slurpt me up while riding down the highway.

by Amboyde'ne December 9, 2008

herpes slurpee

When you pour a slurpee or an icee on a male or female's genetalia and eat/"slurp" it.

"Damn girl, i wanna give you a herpes slurpee.

by xStevie_ducksx December 17, 2007

Slurrson

A sloth-like lazy person with a dibilitating disease known simply as Slurrsonitis. There is no known cure for Slurrsonitis and it is contagious.

Oh man I can't go to class the Slurrsonitis is really kicking in today....

Chelsea wont get up off the futon, she's really being a slurrson.

by SlurrsonitisSufferer February 5, 2009

slurpin douche

the act of inhaling a douche through ones mouth followed by exhaling through the nostrils.

that man can slurpin douche!

by bryce wayne May 25, 2011

slurp & stick

When a person licks their finger (making a slurping sound) and sticks it directly into someones butt hole.

I'm going to slurp & stick him and see how he likes it.

by lou lou la roux December 15, 2011

Slurpeh

One who slurps anything or has sex. Also means "butt explosion".

Guy1: (Fire comes out of his anus)
Guy2: "Oh man, did you just fart?"
Guy1: "No! I just Slurpeh'd! God!"

butt explosion anus slurp slurping

by Zechla August 26, 2013