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Slurpeh

One who slurps anything or has sex. Also means "butt explosion".
Guy1: (Fire comes out of his anus)
Guy2: "Oh man, did you just fart?"
Guy1: "No! I just Slurpeh'd! God!"

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by Zechla August 26, 2013
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raisin slurpee

Loose diarrhea where the shit particles float in the brown water.
Man, I think those enchiladas made me sick. I made two raisin slurpees in 30 minutes.
by bpsizzle January 9, 2018
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Raisin Slurpee

Type 7 on the Bristol Stool Scale.
I don’t remember drinking the water, but haven’t stopped making Raisin Slurpees since I came back from Mexico.
by Loose Stool October 11, 2018
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slurpyhorsepussy

Very similar to a SlurpyDogPussy except the pussy has taken on characteristics that now show signs of being shot out burnt out and completely worn out. SlurpyHorsePussy is the next evolution after SlurpyDogPussy in the subhumanspecies sex bestiality realm as once Dog Dick doesn't work for that DoggyPussy any longer than a woman graduates to Horse cock and once horse cock gets ahold of that pussy it takes on a completely new and different completely worn out look and it's all bad and downhill from there.
Damn bruh that chick Jillian shit is all mashed up and abused I think shes not fucking with dogs but her shit is straight SlurpyHorsePussy and she's fucking with Horse cock.
by JillianQuist November 20, 2019
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racial slurpee

metaphor: overt, in-your-face racism / derivative of term ‘racial slur’ and 'Slurpee', an ice-cold flavored drink sold by the 7-Eleven company
We're often served a “reality sandwich”; and sometimes, it comes with a racial slurpee.
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Slurpee Sipper

A person who sits by while another person tries to accomplish something.

President Obama made the reference when talking about Republicans. Said Obama: "We're down there. It's hot. We were sweating. Bugs everywhere. We're down there pushing, pushing, pushing on the car. Every once in a while we'd look up and see the Republicans standing there. They're just standing there fanning themselves -- sipping on a Slurpee."
Newt Gingrich: We need to cut taxes, reduce budget deficit, protect the Constitution, blah, blah, blah....

President Obama: Quit being a slurpee sipper and help us out here!
by RedBeard53 October 21, 2010
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Slurpee Run

When a person craves the taste of the delicious, iced treat so badly, at any random hour of the day or night that they do the very bare minimum as far as looking presentable in public is concerned to run into the nearest 7-11 and splurge on more-than-likely, the largest sized Slurpee it has to offer.

There is such little effort put into looking presentable, in fact, that whatever minor adjustments that the subject has altered about their comfortable, private attire or the very lack there of in order to preserve a “civilized” humanistic appearance usually has the opposite effect.
Leslie hadn’t left the house in several days and was suddenly struck with the itch to go on a Slurpee run, while also figuring she could kill two birds with one stone and fit in a couple seconds of fresh air and sunlight, while in sweet, sweet pursuit.
by UniQueLyEviL September 23, 2008
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