Slothmonger

Someone who catches sloths and eats them for lunch and dinner

Sam is a slothmonger, for lunch he ate roasted sloths

by Ladbible March 17, 2013

Slothin'

When one takes upon the characteristics of a sloth to attract another human. These characteristics include, but are not limited to, constant delivery of cheesy pick-up lines, increased libido, and the smell of a dead beaver.

"Oh my, what's that man doing over there?"
"He's slothin', Darlene, and he's doing a hell of a good job!"

by SkipsScrambles June 4, 2013

SLOTUS

Supreme Leader Of The United States

The Donald wants the attorney General to work for him instead of for the American People. Behaving just like a SLOTUS!

Having issues with free press is the mark of a SLOTUS. What's next? Be above the law?

by Jerry007 September 7, 2018

Sleeping sloth 77

A idiot who smells like cheese and can’t shave properly

Ya boi: That girl is Emma is a disgusting sleeping sloth 77

Ya boi 2: yeah I know, how vile

by Smelly not July 23, 2020

Sloth

A mischevious creature featured in the movie "The Goonies". He is deformed and likes chocolate. His friend is Chunk.

"Man, I have nightmares about Sloth coming to get me."

by Pr0ph3t March 28, 2003

cheese-sloth

A derogatory term for a slow-moving, large woman who enjoys eating cheese, so much so, that she gains weight constantly. Most cheese-sloth tend to have nervous habits as well and smoke pot before eating their cheese. Similar to a grease-puss, but more focused on the cheese-eating habits of larger women.

Buddy #1: 'Did you hear what the cheese-sloth did today, brother?'
Buddy #2: 'No, what did that fat-ass do, dude?'
Buddy #1: 'Witnessed her drink a coffee cup of melted Velveeta, eat a wheel of Brie, and a half-pound of cheddar, dawg, can you believe it? She's so damn fat from all of that cheese, man!'
Buddy #2: 'It's a shame, bro, is she still smoking an ounce of pot every 2 or 3 days too?'

by coozehound72 August 17, 2010

Sloth

To be very lazy and fat and not want to do anything.

Ethan is such a sloth he never wants to do anything.

by pizza tits December 9, 2008