sleepterbaiting

the act of masturbating over somebody else's body while they are asleep

Jim:So how did you sleep
Tom: Not good, i cought Sam sleepterbaiting over my face last night
Sam: Hey guys
Jim & Tom: cough* cough* (akw silence)

by shernanagins March 24, 2012

sleeperbation

When you wake up from a dream and find you're rubbing one out in your sleep.

I woke up from an orgasm last night after a sleeperbation session.

by BadWolf1337 April 22, 2014

Spleeple

Sleepy people.

Spleeple.

The entire population of the 6am train, excluding meth heads.

Every student ever to do an early morning exam without chemical aid.

Spleeple.

1.
*day of exam, on train*

John, loudly: "All you fucking spleeple better wake the fuck up or get back to bed, 'cause it's crunch time."

2.

Jane: "Baby, come to bed. It's 4AM, we had a big dinner. How are you hungry?"

Jim: "Spleeple gotta eat babe. Spleeple gotta eat."

by tim seward May 14, 2014

Sleeper Dox

A local "rapper" or "trapstar" who has a false sense of talent and importance.

"damn, that guy is such a Sleeper Dox"

by truth-setter March 27, 2015

Sleeper

In online role playing games, a sleeper is a character created by a player that is soon abandoned by its player. The character technically lives on in the game world but never speaks, works or interacts with other characters because its player no longer plays him/her. As a result, the character is often deemed a "sleeper" by the active characters and ignored until he/she succumbs to starvation or some other form of character death in the game or less commonly the player has a change of heart and decides to start playing the character again.

This is how it usually goes.

A character named Argon is born or spawned into the game world.

Argon: "Hello everybody what can I do to help out around here?"

Random character: " Argon, we could use a guard to help defend the city, maybe a blacksmith."
Argon: "Okay, sure."

One or two weeks later.......

Random Character: That Argon fellow hasn't spoken in two weeks. He made a hammer and then fell a sleep. He's a sleeper sojust let him starve."

by PoppaJ81 June 30, 2015

sleepwear

The clothing items typically worn to bed or around a dwelling, and usually consist of undergarments and a t-shirt.

Person 1: What's your choice of sleepwear?
Person 2: I usually sleep naked.
Person 1: The skin is awfully comfy.

by Tuxedo3002 September 18, 2015

sleeper and keeper

When a girl is not a "Fuck and chucker" and worth keeping around because she is awesome.

I'm not sleeping with you till date 5/6 , I want to know you're not a "Fuck and chucker"

...i'm insulted you would even say that, you're clearly a "sleeper and keeper"

by Aljolympics June 24, 2016