sledneck

a redneck who likes to sled down ski mountains when other people are on skis
often shouting YEEHAH

Billy:lets go up yonder hill on our sleds Jimmy
Jimmy: sure billy it'll be a right ole good time of the night
Billy: YEEHAH

by slednecker May 5, 2005

sedge

to be mean or to be a bug eyed creep.

Caitlyn is a sedge and stole my shoes.

by whitney March 31, 2005

Sledging

Similar to fisting, but using a sledgehammer rather than your fist. Basically its the art of fucking a person up the ass with a sledgehammer.

I gave your mum a damn good sledging last night, right after I gave her a cincinnati bowtie.

by Eddie Bear January 1, 2009

sledgehammer

what your pulse/heartbeat feel like when you lose your virginity

If you could take my pulse right now, it would feel just like a sledgehammer.

by analpriest November 26, 2014

sedgelaphediac

some dude/chick who fucks dead, usually baby,animals.

dude i fucked your sister last night !! ha ha

'my pet kitten died last night,i felt really horny at the time so i thought,well why not,so yea i slipped my cock up that cats ass.....' - 'i heard bout ppl that do that,there called sedgelaphediacs

by jaynass January 2, 2006

Sledging

Beating somebody you hate to a pulp with a sledgehammer.

"Man I really can't stand Paris Hilton...I just wanna sledge her to a pulp"

"Kanye West is a fag..."

"Yea he's definitely sledge-worthy..."

Sledging can be a very fun fantasy to imagine out in your mind about people you can't stand, and can be quite therapeutic. When somebody's really bothering you or you just can't stand somebody cause he's a big fag or she's a fuckin bitch, you can just close your eyes and imagine beatin the shit out of that person with a sledgehammer (in your mind of course, not in real life).

This is a safe way to release anger and come to terms with your disdain for other people.

by Sledgemaster Flex February 24, 2010

sedgewick

a vagina who's labia minoras are kinda pruney looking, big, and off to the side a lil. sometimes there's beige crusties from where a another man layed down his scepter hours before you reached the crime scene.

hey man, i just hooked up with this girl and her vagina was just no fun. im trying to spray my baby seeds into some quality girl dirt and here she comes and drops a sedgewick on me.

by tibbz trillz February 14, 2012