dan sasqwatch

A hairy lifeform from the south who supports canadians in every way possible. has been known to complain of being tired and go to bed early. Sometimes can be seen with an alien and a guido. VERY RARE speciman...

Guy 1: Did you just see that thing pass out under a tree?
Guy 2: Yeah, it must have been the elusive Dan sasqwatch.

Man, i need to shave my pubes, im turing into a real dan sasqwatch.

by bucketkilla November 8, 2008

Mongo-squatch

One who has mongoloid features, yet is taller than Abe Lincoln/Sasquatch(hence the squatch!!).

Did you see the Tard-face on that Mongo-squatch? She looks like the offspring of Chucky and Shaq.

by PipTardsMan May 18, 2009

thunder squatch

A majestic forest creature, similar to it's Bigfoot native, but with magical forest powers used for good and evil.

Dude, I just saw a thunder squatch!

by Austin Stigall December 18, 2014

Swass-Squatch

A beast at the gym who leaves a trail of sweat all over the equipment and doesn't wipe it down after.

"Ew that dude just soaked the bench and left it. Fucking Swass-Squatch"

by Mercedez.Kae March 27, 2016

Slow Squatch

When I giant Sasquatch of a person is obvious to obvious come ons, flirting or other sexual advances. The individual is usually a calm and gentle giant but dumb as hell when it comes to flirting

Dave is a slow Squatch

by Dave Squatch February 25, 2024