by Squiddy_Steph July 21, 2019
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An awesome Aussie who never ceases to amaze the people around him. Many females wait in line to get with this Volvo-hating, football-despising S.O.B.
Extremely sexy and kind even though he lives in a backwards culture that drives on the wrong side of the street, eats kangaroo, likes rugby, goes out and almost dies in "the bush", and gets arrested for carrying BB guns.
Arrogant and mildly depressing at times, a Simon is an amazing and rare specimen of humanity that comes along once in a few thousand years. If you are priveledged enough to come to know a Simon, don't ever let him go. He will light up your life. He is also incredible in bed.
Extremely sexy and kind even though he lives in a backwards culture that drives on the wrong side of the street, eats kangaroo, likes rugby, goes out and almost dies in "the bush", and gets arrested for carrying BB guns.
Arrogant and mildly depressing at times, a Simon is an amazing and rare specimen of humanity that comes along once in a few thousand years. If you are priveledged enough to come to know a Simon, don't ever let him go. He will light up your life. He is also incredible in bed.
Liz: That is the sexiest, most attractive foreigner I've ever seen!!
Katie: I know! He must be a Simon!!
Katie: I know! He must be a Simon!!
by Kytee January 18, 2010
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Very goth. Has a hate club and a Myspace.
Resides in new york with fiance and pet cat, bunny
Very goth. Has a hate club and a Myspace.
Resides in new york with fiance and pet cat, bunny
Person 1: ohemgee, Alicia Simmons is engaged to Mikey Way!
person 2: I think I am going to join her hate club, because I want to marry Mikey Way.
person 2: I think I am going to join her hate club, because I want to marry Mikey Way.
by LlamaHead August 13, 2006
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by saulafan288 June 20, 2004
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