alaskan shotgun

Putting your penis in someone’s nose.

I just gave that thot over there an Alaskan shotgun

by Kenshin301 November 17, 2017

shotgun status

A social network "status posting" which blasts all its readers with a personal attack, used instead of a personal posting or inbox message to the intended receiver.

A shotgun status post, and its commentary looks something like:

Joan status:
I have decided.... I F^*&^ HATE YOU!!!!!!

Jan: Who me? what did I do.
Sue: No, I think she's mad at her mother.
John: I'm sorry... WTF is it this time?
Mum: You are barred from the computer for a week. How dare you air our dirty laundry in public.
Joan: Chill out everyone, I was talking about my cat. It ate my goldfish.
John: dirty laundry? Tell us more...

by cyberswaggie July 11, 2011

primal shotgun

An overpowered shotgun in Fortnite

“OMG! I JUST DIED TO A PRIMAL SHOTGUN, PLEASE NERF IT!”

by Seppoel March 29, 2021

shotgun selfie

to take a selfie while shotgunning a beer

bet you $5 you cant do a shotgun selfie, pics or it didnt happen dont drop your phone lol

by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! August 7, 2017

Asshole shotgun

When you have a full ass of popcorn turds and you launch them everywhere.

"Dang I accidentally pulled off a asshole shotgun yesterday"

by cancerous ball o death December 16, 2016

Magic Shotgun

Referring to the act of fellatio (or autofellatio) where the receiver gargles at the exact moment of climax, whereby the semen sprays out of their nostrils.

I gave him a magic shotgun last night.

Don't make me come magic shotgun you.

by Gargallon May 12, 2023

Somatotype Shotgun

Somatotype Shotgun is the situation that regardless of who calls shotgun in the vehicle to be used, someone automatically gets the shotgun due to their girth or height etc, for convenience.

Darnell: "Shotgun!"

Matt: "Unlucky Darnell, Paul gets Somatotype Shotgun, he weighs 16st 5lb and my rear suspension just can't take the load."

Darnell: "Fair one."

by DefinedThat September 6, 2011