by Kenshin301 November 17, 2017
Get the alaskan shotgun mug.A social network "status posting" which blasts all its readers with a personal attack, used instead of a personal posting or inbox message to the intended receiver.
A shotgun status post, and its commentary looks something like:
Joan status:
I have decided.... I F^*&^ HATE YOU!!!!!!
Jan: Who me? what did I do.
Sue: No, I think she's mad at her mother.
John: I'm sorry... WTF is it this time?
Mum: You are barred from the computer for a week. How dare you air our dirty laundry in public.
Joan: Chill out everyone, I was talking about my cat. It ate my goldfish.
John: dirty laundry? Tell us more...
Joan status:
I have decided.... I F^*&^ HATE YOU!!!!!!
Jan: Who me? what did I do.
Sue: No, I think she's mad at her mother.
John: I'm sorry... WTF is it this time?
Mum: You are barred from the computer for a week. How dare you air our dirty laundry in public.
Joan: Chill out everyone, I was talking about my cat. It ate my goldfish.
John: dirty laundry? Tell us more...
by cyberswaggie July 11, 2011
Get the shotgun status mug.by rk2020 November 24, 2020
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If you don't sit down fast enough when you have the shotgun shits, you won't hit the toilet. The wall looks like it was hit by a shotgun full of shit, hence the name Shotgun Shit.
If you don't sit down fast enough when you have the shotgun shits, you won't hit the toilet. The wall looks like it was hit by a shotgun full of shit, hence the name Shotgun Shit.
by Phazerrr February 26, 2022
Get the Shotgun Shit mug.Somatotype Shotgun is the situation that regardless of who calls shotgun in the vehicle to be used, someone automatically gets the shotgun due to their girth or height etc, for convenience.
Darnell: "Shotgun!"
Matt: "Unlucky Darnell, Paul gets Somatotype Shotgun, he weighs 16st 5lb and my rear suspension just can't take the load."
Darnell: "Fair one."
Matt: "Unlucky Darnell, Paul gets Somatotype Shotgun, he weighs 16st 5lb and my rear suspension just can't take the load."
Darnell: "Fair one."
by DefinedThat September 6, 2011
Get the Somatotype Shotgun mug.A dangerous sexual act in which a woman proceeds to ride a man like a bucking bronco "shotgun" while he operates a motor vehicle
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