Shellcock

shel-kok

1. an inability to attain or sustain an erection for the performance of a sexual act caused by the viewing or experiencing of something grotesquely disturbing.

This was derived from the term "Shell shock" which was a term used to describe soldiers that were disoriented and unable to focus after returning from combat.

"I didn't get laid last night because my boyfriend had shellcock from walking in on my grandma while she was giving herself an anal enema".

by Shepcock January 19, 2011

Shell Shanked

To be stabbed by another peer with a sharp object like a pencil tip and then once stabbed, the victim yells "IVE BEEN SHELL SHANKED" and the game keeps going on until the final person doesn't say the shell shanked term. More fun with redneck players

A: "Stabs B with pencil led"
B: "I'VE BEEN SHELL SHANKED" I AM IT NOW

by Shell Shanked September 12, 2014

shellax

The act of relaxing whilst listening to 78 rpm records (most of which were made of shellac resin).

It's been a long day, I think I'll kick back and shellax a while!

by Perisphere October 18, 2016

Shell City

A phrase often used to describe a poor neighborhood when in unknown territory. It can also be used in it's plural form, Shell Cities.

i.e. " Character One: Yo man whats the 4-1-1 down by Atlanta? Character Two: Man, it was lookin' like Shell City up in that muthafucka'. "

by Ghutzo Ze April 22, 2018

shell casing

Condom wrappers

Q. "Where'd you put the shell casing?"

A. "Lol, you me to put it in your bag and I cracked up and did it."

by special guest: flava flav June 16, 2018

shelley stains

When someone is thinking about Shelley they produce Shelley stains.

OMG,OMG,OMG, your gonna make me Wanna make some Shelley stains

by Shelley is my wife August 14, 2018

Shellee

honestly the most beautiful girl in the world.

shellee <3

by blameitontyler01014 November 24, 2021