protein shake

A sexual act in which one person shoots jizz (a protein shot) into the other's mouth and then shake their head vigorously.

Gwen: "Let's get out of here and grab a beer."
Richard: "Are you insane? You know my midterm and finals ritual. I study til 11, 9 solid hours of sleep, protein shake in the morning."
(from 'Van Wilder')

by Nick D February 26, 2004

two shakes of a lamb's tail

very quickly, as soon as possible

popularized by Uma Thurman in the movie Pulp Fiction

Just make yourself a drink Vincent and i'll be down in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

shake hands with the French

unfortunate incident of piercing toilet paper with your middle finger while wiping yo ass

sniff my finger, i had to shake hands with the french

by J Dubya December 26, 2003

shake that bear

Is a internet phenomenon with involes a girl in the wilderness shooting down a bear. Than taking up the ass on the bear.

Come on, shake that bear. You like the cum.

by DJ Hulme January 10, 2008

Bake'n'Shake

When one partakes in inhaling the smoke produced from the burning of marijuana, followed shortly there after by a long and very enjoyable period of masturbation.

Adam>> Hey man, I'm blazed as shit, lets get get some fucking cheese burgers asap!
Matt>> Hold that thought - I have to tend to myself, it's bake'n'shake time!!

by moostard September 5, 2009

Shake hands with Dick Cheney

Urination. Particularly by means of a penis.

Hey Bob, save me a spot in that meeting. I have to drop by the bathroom to shake hands with Dick Cheney.

by Syne May 7, 2008

Shakes Head

"Shakes Head" is a word commonly used by teenagers that they utter to their parents who conduct themselves in a manner that is somewhat embarrasing to the teenanger. This occurs when someone brings a friend home and the father or mother say, act or make a motion that will embarasss their teenaged son or daughter. Immediately the teenager places the palm on their hand onto their forehead at the same time shaking their head and say the words "Shakes Head", immediately after the act or gesture of embarassment is displayed.

Dad quit shitting yourself in front of my friends"...."Shakes Head

by Rude Donny June 17, 2011