sheeda

-the smartest, coolest, prettiest and most talented person on earth

"i love sheeda sm she's perfect"

by chaeyuli April 27, 2021

sheesharoni

a way to say sheesh better than any human being
“sheesh” 🤮🤮🤮 “sheesharoni” 🥶🤤🤤

chad: wow this food is really bussin!
you: sheesharoni! *lip bite*

by killuasimp May 14, 2021

Sheep Garden

This is the nickname of the leader of enhypen's Jungwon. His name literally means Sheep Garden (Yang: Sheep, Jungwon: Garden). He even dressed as a sheep in I-land.

Person1: Why is Jungwon called Sheep Garden?
Person2: Because that's what his name means.

by Jiminmyfeelings December 31, 2021

Sheep-and-Wolves Math

Provocative or subversive math questions set by allegedly mean or wicked educators in Hong Kong, whose aim is to brainwash students, by sowing the "seed of instability" in the once-democratically free colonial city and across totalitarian China.

A middle school teacher in Xinjiang was sent to a reeducation camp for two years after he’s found guilty of setting some sheep-and-wolves math questions, one of which is the following: “In a village, a pack of eight wolves have encircled a pen that encloses a hundred and ten sheep. Guesstimate how many sheep could lose their lives before the shepherd and his two assistants arrived on the scene to rescue his flock.”

by Fasters September 10, 2022

Sheep Penis

A 'sheep penis' is a penis that is so fluffy (excessive pubic hair perchance?) that it closely resembles a sheep. After all, everyone knows that sheep are the fluffiest animals on the planet. The only thing fluffier than a sheep is your penis, hence your penis is a 'sheep penis', and you should really shave your pubes.

Johnny: "Good evening beautiful lady would you be so kind as to take a look at my penis?"
Kate: "Why yes dear fellow I would surely love to see your penis."
*Johnny takes out his penis*
Kate: "Good God, my man! That is one fluffy penis! Dare I say, that right there is a SHEEP PENIS!!!"
Johnny: "Oh no, it appears as though I have a sheep penis. Oh bother."

by Sussy Bazinga October 9, 2022

Bad Sheep

A phrase that is used to call a guy that has been very bad.

"Hey rob!"

"Bad sheep!"
"What'd I do?"
"You pissed on the tolit roll again!"
"..."
"WHERE'S MY KNAPSACK!"

Bad Sheep

by Jing Jong Jang October 16, 2010

One Sheet Shit

A trip to bathroom require the use of only one wipe; which, although may be a sign of not having enough fiber in one's diet, it is definitely a wonderful thing.

Steve: 'Man, just had a one sheet shit!"
Phil: "So jealous brah."

by airborne8 October 28, 2010