jump-shat

the action of pooping when realizing there is no toilet paper left so one must jump or hop to another bathroom to finish whiping ones bum.

man!, im out of toilet paper....well i guess i need to jump-shat it.

by blah's February 26, 2011

Charlite shat

When a woman in the act of making love poops on his own.

That bitch.

"So what happened last bight with that chick.

" she was a charlite shat"

"That bitch"

by bigboieatspie April 26, 2019

Shat-pole

When having a poop, the column of shit hits the water while still coming out of your ass.

Omg, just had a full on shat-pole, good enough for some superhero to slide down.

by MrPabloE May 11, 2025

March Shatness

A shitting tournament with a March Madness type bracket (ie. whoever takes the most shits in a day).

Are you competing in March Shatness?

Of course I am!

by Vincle11 March 17, 2022

Shat

Plural of Shaq.

Look at all dem Shats.

by Kim song dune September 30, 2019

Schrödinger's Shat

When you attempt a fart, but afterwards you think you may have let out a bit of shit in your pants instead. You're not sure though. Until you check, you can't be sure.

Oh no, I think I've got Schrödinger's Shat in my pants.

by Tommy Pits December 2, 2020

shat

this word can be used in multiple situations.

“he called me ugly, i hope he’s shat.”
“i’m so shat. i’m wheezing bro”
“you’re the worst person on this earth, i’m shat”
“bitch made me upset. i’m shat.”

by batgrl February 13, 2021