Seasprite

A term used to explain how and why the simplest and least complicated jobs become a complete the balls-ache and take a great deal longer than anyone ever anticipated

Ref Kaman Seasprite

Question: "That job is still ongoing? I thought it would have been done by now what's going on, that doesn't make any sense? "

Answer: "Seasprite"

by anonymous September 11, 2023

Seasprite

A term used to explain how and why the simplest and least complicated jobs become a complete the balls-ache and take a great deal longer than anyone ever anticipated

Ref Kaman Seasprite

Question: "That job is still ongoing? I thought it would have been done by now what's going on, that doesn't make any sense? "

Answer: "Seasprite"

by anonymous September 11, 2023

Shampoo

White sticky stuff that gets in your hair

John: I’ve got white sticky stuff in my hair
Evan: is it cum

John: NO ITS SHAMPOO

by WilburSoot! September 18, 2023

shampkin

When a male bends over and projectile shits on his partner’s chest while in the shower. They both lather in the shit while he bangs his partner.

My wife Brenda and I went to Taco Bell. Got horny on the drive, and I decided to give her a shampkin when we got home.

by Raph Orbison February 7, 2024

Shabpiness

Being happy to let your house furniture and decorations to deteriorate excessively whilst seeing more value than exists in there former qualities.

The couple we visited yesterday had very old and worn sofas but when i mentioned this they were overcome by shabpiness and said they couldn't even contemplate replacing them as they were so comfortable to sit on.

by Skillimon March 2, 2024

Shampoozled

When a person impersonates a 'hair stylist or beautician'' in order to Shampoo your hair even tho they do not work for the Salon.

Shampoozled example . When a women waiting to get a hair cut is approached by another woman and is told 'the stylist is just about ready for you come over here so I can shampoo your hair' She begin shampooing her hair to be asked by the manager, 'what are you doing ?'
The woman getting her hair washed thinks its directed at her when she noticed that she is talking to the supposed 'hair dresser' which she responds 'sorry' and runs out of the salon because she was not an employee of the salon.

by dj Alex Zelenka March 19, 2024

Shampooed

To mess up but in a funny / silly way.

You forgot to pick up your wife from the airport cuz you were playing COD? Man you shampooed.

by BigOlittleG April 16, 2024