salmon slap

When a young woman is in the spawning area and is suddenly slapped across the face with a slippery dick.

Jared salmon slapped the shit outta Johanna the other night while I was in jail.

by Smokedaweed June 11, 2006

[SALMON]

To "leap like a salmon", usually used in football matches to describe an amazing leaping header. A legendary footballing technique. The word "SALMON!" is usually shouted to pre-emt a "salmon".
Famously mastered by Chris "Salmon!" Allen, for the Mighty Boosh FC.

"That man leapt like a salmon!"

".....SALMON!"

SALMON!

by Chris June 17, 2006

seamon demon

A dude who has a huge cock and releases so much sperm when a girl walks by that his pants get soaked.

"Yo, what's up seamon demon"
Zach says to Adam as Megan Fox walks by

by anonymous10293 February 13, 2014

seemonster

A good looking person that many people are attracted to. They are called a seemonster because no one can tame them or put them on a leash.

Carl is a seemonster

by roanck November 7, 2008

seamonkeys

Little particles that remain in the toilet after flushing a nasty dump.

Joey must have dropped the kids off at the pool because when I went in the bathroom I had to flush the seamonkeys before I sat down.

by Sean Re December 20, 2004

salmon roll

when your girlfriend is pregnant you masturbate and cum in her vagina

" hello welcome to Wang's sushi bar would you like a salmon roll"

by sha-neigh-neigh May 24, 2008

salmonpants

When a female (or possibly male) has a very strong fishy odor coming from the crotch region.

I thought she was naked, but little did I know she was wearing salmonpants.

I smell fish...you must be wearing salmonpants.

by Ashland_rox December 31, 2009