Scoliosis Retardo

The act of looking exactly like the fictional character “Alphys” from the hit 2015 game “Undertale”.

“Yo dude, I think Finn has Scoliosis Retardo!”

by TheRealGoochTickler March 20, 2024

Scotlynd Ryan

Scotlynd Ryan is so beautiful, so genuine, so straight-forward, so gorgeous, so glamorous, sexiest, nicest and the funniest person in the world!!! I want to be her and that is my number one wish!!!! I smell her seat right after she gets out of it!!! Double points if she farted!!! I watch her shower and her masterbating!!! I watch her take the shower head thingy and put it on her pussy as a vibrator because she dreams that I'm the shower head thingy and she says "aw yes *my name* this feels sooo good, keep going" and finger herself and put the pussy juice in her mouth while rubbing her clit!!! She also moans while doing that!!!! I lick her clothes before she wears them!!! I give her swirlies (Not the syrup), she gets me horny and thirsty!!! I want to fuck and have sex with her!!!! I want to rape her!!!! I want to give her hickeys!!! She makes my nipples go harder!!! I want to impregnate her!!!! (I already did) Scotty is having a little boy and she took a DNA test and it turns out that it was 100% my baby!!! We have names picked out, I bought a crib, a car seat, baby clothes, shoes, diapers and baby wipes, lullaby music set and radio, blankets and pillows, toys, pacifiers, high chairs, potty trainer, diaper changing set, hair supplies, toothbrush, toothpaste. Even made a whole room decorated and a bathroom next to it for the little one!!!

Sincerely, your anonymous stalker
I absolutely fucking love Scotlynd Ryan

by xiluvscottyx April 1, 2024

Scotland Yard called…

“Scotland Yard called, they want their best detective back” is another way of saying No shit, Sherlock.

Person 1: You’ve just thrown a piece of gum on the ground, that’s littering.
Person 2: Scotland Yard called… they want their best detective back.

by anonymous April 7, 2024

Scotland hate speech laws

NO! MY SCOTTISH TWINS! NOOOOOOO!

Hym "NOOOOOOHOHO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY SCOTLAND HATE SPEECH LAWS!? WHYYYYYYYYYY!? I😭"

by Hym Iam April 12, 2024

scoala scam

"Scoala scam" embodies a collective of individuals steeped in the culture of ostentatious luxury, conspicuous consumption, and potential fraudulent behavior. Their opulent lifestyle, characterized by a fleet of high-end cars like AMGs, SRTs, and Maybachs, is matched only by their penchant for exclusive designer brands like Balenciaga, Alexander McQueen, Maison Margiela, and Rick Owens. Their adornments extend to coveted accessories such as Chrome Hearts jewelry and prestigious timepieces like Rolex, Patek, and Audemars Piguet watches.

Their presence is magnified through social media, where they flaunt their lavish possessions and lifestyle, setting a tone of extravagance and excess. The anthem "Scoala Sex" by Candyboii Shawty serves as both a rallying cry and a cultural touchstone, encapsulating the ethos of their group. However, beneath the veneer of opulence lies a shadow of suspicion, with hints of fraudulent activities lurking beneath the surface, adding a layer of intrigue and controversy to their allure.

-as fi cel mai bun elev la scoala scam(la scoala scam
-as fi cel mai bun elev la scoala sex(la scoala sex)

by otxradu April 21, 2024

scoliosister

Someone, doesn't have to be a woman, who also has scoliosis that another scoliosis-haver finds relatable. Both can find the pain of having a sideways curvature of the spine relatable.

"I also love Chloe Sevigny, my scoliosister!"

"When I met ___, we both talked about having the same back pain, and realized we were scoliosisters."

by theindiepopsicle May 23, 2024

scolotor

An adjective to describe your friend when they aren't being friendly.

You are a scolotor.

by rebegbkhsgsfgihfgs May 28, 2024