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Scott Baio Film Festival 

An event or gathering that elicits an expectation of low attendance or no enthusiasm. Coined by Psychology Today writer Jeff Pearlman.
"Are you going to John's party?"
"No, I hear it's going to be a total Scott Baio film festival. He only ever has Bud Light and old Doritoes at his parties."

"I was planning on going to that new club that just opened, but Jenna went and said it was a Scott Baio film festival. There were like four people there."

Scott Westerfeld 

Born May 5, 1963. Science fiction author, famous for writing the Uglies series, as well as Peeps, the Midnighters Trilogy, and a host of adult science fiction. He is adored by fans, especially teens, around the world, and his books have been translated into a host of different languages.
Whenever I go to the library I can't find any Scott Westerfeld books, since everyone takes them out!
Scott Westerfeld by Xinro November 21, 2007

Scott Burnside 

Stupid tool who does not check his facts when writing articles. Typically he makes fun of people who have far more money and far more power then he could ever think of having.
Scott Burnside claims Rick DiPietro has not won a playoff game, however a 1 minute check of his stats on NHL.com show this to be the case.
Scott Burnside by Dickburger September 18, 2008

Scott The Woz

an comedic informative gaming youtube channel that has some of the most cursed videos out there. incredibly underrated, having a weird ass conversation about whatever with him seems like a good time.
“hey, you know that madden 08 dude?”
hell yeah man, scott the woz?”
Scott The Woz by Nickawesomess December 2, 2018

Scott Middle School 

A broke ass school located in Indiana. The teachers are wack. The girls are whores and have nothing better to do than create unnecessary drama. The boys aren’t loyal and are slow as fuck. The girls always smellin like fish and coochie. The boys either put on too much cologne or too less. Scott is basically a big ass diaper that has been shat in and hasn’t been changed for a century.
conan: “aye you tryna hang out at Scott Middle School later?”
jason: “...bro are you serious? that school is wack as hell”

Scott early 

Typical dickhead that invented muscles but never claimed any, always bruised and sore. Constant whiner and commercial dandelion grower. Each like gets him a punch..lol
Nice try scott early, maybe next time
Scott early by Shortyseasement June 11, 2019