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scissor hands

Scissor hands explains how people use their long ass thumb nail to cut open a blunt
by hypness May 28, 2006
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Scissor stab

sex move in which chick on back one leg down straight one leg up in air straight
by JBut December 25, 2007
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rock paper scissors

n. 1. game played by children to make a decision based on luck
2. game played by adults because they have too fucking much time on their hands (see urbandictionary)
1. Ok Bobby, let's play rock paper scissors to see whether or not you get a beating tonight
2. Oh my sweet holy ball-dropping Christ, I can't believe www.worldrps.com exists and I feel shame for humanity.
by jimmy ivory April 2, 2004
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Scissor

A line between two stagagmites defining the shortest distance between them.
The average scissor length in those caves is 3.8524m
by Sam Wheat April 12, 2004
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Scissoring

Scis-sor-ing:

Verb:

The act of taking scissors and jabbing it into ice to remove said ice from beneath your vehicle. This is so the vehicle can have more traction with the pavement and allow the vehicle to move. The scissors are also meant to be used in a sweeping motion as to remove the freed ice from the area that is being stabbed.
Julian: You were totally playing League of Legends.

Mike: No I was scissoring my car!
by Michu Killer February 11, 2014
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Scissor Camp

Where a young lesbian girl goes to learn how to scissor.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear Katherine went to camp?
Person 2: Where did she go? Scissor camp?
by Katherine Deeee January 5, 2009
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Scissor Me Timber

1. A phrase known as an activity of sexual satisfaction amongst an assemblage of lady pirates.

2. The female attempt to dismember a man's penis from his body by utilizing the unyielding strength of her labial lips.

i.e. Sever Me Timbers
Lady Pirates? Scissor me timbers? Get it?

ARRRGH! As she wrapped her legs about his torso with the force of one-thousand seahorse, her lips opened like the fearsome kraken to disarm the man of his weary vessel. "Scissor me timber," he shouted in vain, "if I weren't still coming I would feel wretched pain!"
by Long Jane Silver March 12, 2010
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