spring has sprung

a phrase meaning yellah, you couch potato, it's time to get a move on and do something productive

father: Adam, spring has sprung. I don't want to save your sinking Titanic. Now get up and do you homework, it's your last year of high school. If you fail this year, you would have done diddly-squat with your private education.

son: I didn't do diddly-squat, or what you called diddly-squat with my education; I play guitar in the high school music band

father : yup that counts as diddly-squat in a private school. Go study mechanical engineering or something.

by Sexydimma April 11, 2014

Thank You For Sharing

Also know as "Thanks For Sharing" Its When someone drives past you with windows down and absolute crap music playing, or worse yet when you are both stopped at a stop light and all you can hear is their bad music.

Car 1: (Music Blaring) !@#$&^%$#@!@#$%$#@#$%$#@
Car 2: That Music is crap. Thank You For Sharing. asshole.

by Bri Silver August 26, 2011

saving

1) The act of letting someone get away with more than they should.

2) Treating a hoe better than you should.

1) Girl 1: He lives with her paying no bills, cheats on her, and always likes but she's still with him.

Girl 2: You know she be saving him.

2) Guy 1: You know Jake fucked the girl he met at the club the first night. And then let her meet his mom?

Guy 2: He's always saving these hoes. He needs to get his shit together..

by BLMak September 21, 2013

Sarindipity

The discovery of just how effective Sarin gas is.

The great Syrial Killer Bashar al-Assad had a moment of Sarindipity after witnessing his work.

by Regaa September 7, 2013

spring roll snorkeling

Underwater penis hunting resulting in unsuspected blow job from a third party.

I was making out wit my girl in the lake and was surprised by a spring roll snorkeling, awesome!

by damien8x July 28, 2014

Saving yourself

Not having sex with others until they meet a special person

"Why don't you have sex Will? Are you saving yourself for someone?"

by Sexathlete May 14, 2018

guitar sharingan

When someone is so good at guitar they immidiately listen to a song and play it without any written music. Comes from popular anime series naruto in which ninja who possess sharingan can immidiately mimmick their opponents attacks without even seeing them.

guy one: "are you sure you're gonna be able to learn that song?"

guy two: "don't worry dude, I got ma guitar sharingan!"

by Scarab21 November 8, 2009