Saltineers

A salt lover group

Mike coxlong: hello my name is mike I want a hotel

Hotel guy: okay, but I need to know one thing Saltineers or Mario Darkers?

Mike coxlong: bro I’m a saltineer obviously 🙄

Hotel guy: AYYEE MY MAN, HERE HAVE A FREE NIGHT AT THE HOTEL. GO UP TO THE THIRD FLOOR AND ON YOUR RIGHT IS YOU HOTEL ROOM

Mike coxlong: AYYYYYEEEEE

by The yeet emperor April 13, 2021

Sami

He is a really funny person and will bring excitement into you're life . The only issue with a Sami he's a bit of a Cunt.

He's defo a Sami

by Sammwickk May 5, 2021

sami

Sami is hot literally the hottest person you'll ever meet and you're lucky to have a sami as a friend. They're a hot mitski listener who likes to join discord servers and mess with them just to make them mad. The only good kaeya mains in this world. Literally one of the most supportive and coolest people you will ever meet I would die for sami :megaweary: Also a near fan and near fans r the nicest and sexiest people u will ever meet especially if their name is sami they may be an ex dazai stan but some crimes can be forgiven <33
loves their cat very much too

p1: bro have you seen sami anywhere?
p2: no they just lost a bet with their sister and had to buy her welkin

by akuuzv May 21, 2021

Saftify

Safe the fuck out of something. “i know you can’t say fuck online, so safety the shit out of it”.

safety-in the safe out of something so it’s extra safe

“false sense of security”

antonym - sketchy scaffolding
3 guys with gear on a 13’ scaffolding with 250’lb limit

saftify means - The act of making something so safe it’s protected from itself.

by Justhereforthe1timesubmission June 9, 2021

Saltine

An individual who partakes in the smoking of salt

The foil from sev was made for the saltines

by Smokeyswirly September 3, 2021

sami

honestly the worst guy to date, he'll leave u for ur friends or sm shit dude. he's so self absorbed and will leave u on delivered for weeks, mf is so annoying and cringey.

sami is an asshole

by .cute September 13, 2021

Saltine Fever

Being attracted to white people. Symptoms include getting turned on by a live laugh love sign, pining after someone named McKenna, Kayleigh, Chad, or Hunter, and thinking toasted wonder bread with a thin spread of mayonnaise is an aphrodisiac. Alternatively called “Caucasian infatuation” or “flavor aversion”

1. “I’ve noticed Hector only dates girls named Megan. Why is that?”

“He’s got saltine fever, my dude.”

2. “Por qué se obsesiona tanto por las rubias?”

“Pues no sé wey, creo que tiene Saltine Fever.”

by stressed out yt girl September 23, 2021