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salmon expert

Someone who attempts to educate others on a topic that they really know nothing about to show off.
“Max was helping Brian with his chemistry homework the other day, even though he got an F in the subject!”

“Bros a salmon expert”
by LuckyAtticus December 18, 2024
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Triple Dipple Fudge Dipped Salmon Slapper

A sex maneuver where a man's penis is covered in at least two different lubricants then inserted in a woman's anus then vagina. Once in the vagina the wee wee schnitzel is slapped around often making funny noises.
Michael: "Hey man, how'd it go with Stacy last night?"

James: "Went pretty damn good, gave her the ol' triple dipple fudge dipped salmon slapper."

Michael: "Damn bro, that's a pro move."
by Daddy drerek drekson November 17, 2020
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Salmon cruncher

A beastly looking woman from Michigan’s U.P. That’s not much to look at but will keep you warm on a cold U.P. Night .
Damn Joe it’s freezing out there tonight. Guess I’ll finish the beer and grab me a salmon Cruncher and head home for the night.
by Housebroke February 20, 2022
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salmon

A courageous individual who actively resists the status quo by challenging racism and prejudice by speaking out against hate and advocating for a more fair and inclusive future.

Synonyms: upstander, advocate, ally, changemaker
Antonyms: bystander, conformist, complicit participant

Related phrases:
Swim upstream: To act courageously against opposition.
We need more salmon: A call to action to take an active stance against racism.
Examples in use:
"Be a salmon: speak up when you see injustice."
" If only we had more salmon working together to create a fairer, kinder world."
by unclesalmon May 9, 2025
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The salmon salad

When you're balls deep in ya girl while your dick be soft and she asks her boyfriend to come out of the closet and join in while being soft as well.

It's like having salmon in a salad cause you can barely notice it's there my nigga. Just like ya girl can barely notice ya.
Dude I was fucking this shawty while my dick be swinging around soft and then her boyfriend joined in just as soft as me.

She received the salmon salad.
by the salmon sallad November 8, 2019
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White Salmon, WA

Far superior to other Columbia River Gorge communities. Stevenson, Goldendale, and even Hood River wish they could achieve the greatness of White Salmon. Cost of housing is high to keep the trash in Washougal.
by Edward Teach Jr. May 9, 2018
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Packing Salmon

*could also be said "Packing the salmon"
Euphemism for having sex
The salmon was packed and ready for shipping, but it didn't get shipped.

"Have you seen Mack and Alex?
"Nah, they're upstairs packing salmon."
by jiffyluube September 4, 2016
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