Salmon

Someone who drives up and down a road repeatedly all day, with nothing better to do

Person 1:Is that the same car again?
Person 2:Yeah, that guy is such a salmon.

by 1333333333333333333337 October 20, 2010

Ham and Salmon pasty

(Vagina)

My pork sword goes well with her ham and salmon pasty

by Mojomoon August 10, 2017

Salmon

Salmon
(verb)

A humorous, slightly ridiculous move where someone places the palm of their hand between another person’s thighs and rapidly “swims” their hand back and forth while yelling “SALMON!” — mimicking a salmon struggling upstream against a river current.

Important: Only done with clear mutual consent; the action is meant as a joke, not as anything sexual or aggressive.

“At the party, Chau suddenly yelled ‘SALMON!’ and pretended to swim her hand upstream between Christopher’s legs — everyone cracked up.”

by Salmon Queen September 18, 2025

Salmon

Its a type of fish with loads of omega 3 content

Theres plenty of fish in the sea, but i prefer salmon

by Fishfishfishyyyy January 6, 2024

Peruvian Salmon Handle

The act of freezing a dalmon, painting it red and white, then shoving it down your uncle's throat.

"Hey dude, I heard Sam gave him uncle a Peruvian Salmon Handle."

"OH gross not that!"

by Upamonaco August 22, 2024

salmon my hole

the strung together letters of SMH; a phrase describing the action of shoving dried fish up someones ass

"dude jacob is so not gnarly, we should commit 'salmon my hole' on him."
"COME AT ME BRO, SALMON MY HOLE"

by squares pears am i right? September 11, 2023

northern atlantic pink salmon

Your girls pretty pink thing; pussy; bearded clam; etc.

BTW I'm definitely looking for some Northern Atlantic pink salmon tonight ;) ;) ;)

by Blue eyed bitch May 10, 2017