Simon

He's very skinny. He's young with Justin Bieber hair. pisses people off a lot. always cold. who sits all day doing nothing but playing games on his computer while eating junk food. He likes to pet his friendly micro penis that you need a microscope to see.

The so called "Justin Biebers" Here. when really he's Simon.

by Im his friend it aint true April 11, 2019

Simon

A very small midget that help his friend to get them girl and make fun of other while other people don't care and help his friend to get girl that already have a boyfriend and the friend of his is trying to act smart to get them girls while he can't.

simon

by The_Smo_27 March 20, 2017

happy simon

a person in the middle of a threesome

George was getting fucked in the ass by Bob while fucking Steve in his ass. George was a happy simon.

by Simon March 6, 2004

Simon

A horney, cuddly rabbit with a cute big nose.

"Sorry, my pet Simon likes to hump peoples legs."

by soft chunky lips February 7, 2010

Salmoning

When you take your hand and wave it back and forth like a fish tale between a girls boobs.

This girl had an amazing rack and great cleavage so I walked up to her and started salmoning her with my hand. She said I salmoned her like a gentleman.

by OneShot July 25, 2012

Saigon

One of the best (if not the best) underground rappers going right now. Saigon has unbelievable lyrical ability and has been given praises from both Jay-Z and Nas. His first true album, "The Greatest Story Never Told", is supposed to drop at the end of summer '05 and its executive producer is Just Blaze.

It's been a long time comin', but I'm about to change thangs/ holla at these kids who like to gang-bang/ whether you real wit it or just playin' games/ whether you maintain or bangin' that thang-thang/ if you bumpin' this in in your whip you should change lanes/ slow up and get your brain on the same frame/ we all bleed the same blood through the same veins/ we all need the same love, feel the same pain.

by The Arch Duke of the Riva September 19, 2005

Simon Amstell

A British comedian known best as a co-host of Popworld and probably the best host of Never Mind the Buzzcocks. He also does stand-up shows and released a DVD called 'Do Nothing'. He's witty, funny, sharp, Jewish, gay and has adorable hair. When you look at him, you want to kiss him and wrestle him at the same time.

- Never Mind the Buzzcocks is shit without Simon.
- I know, nobody can replace him.

A good joke is a joke that needs a disclaimer, like Simon Amstell's joke about Courtney Love.

by Clockwork June 16, 2012