by cynical satan November 30, 2003
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The people working at checkout in tesco,
Phrases: ''She was a genuine swamp monster i have never seen anyone so vile''
Phrases: ''She was a genuine swamp monster i have never seen anyone so vile''
by Charlie Finn October 1, 2007
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by Swamp Donkeys 4 lyfe February 5, 2019
Get the Swamp Donkeys mug.Any female predator lingering about bars and nightclubs (or house parties, uninvited) where they prey upon innocent, unwilling, and unfortunate young men who are too inebriated to save themselves from the impending rape at the clutches of a terrible fate. They are large, nasty, dirty, smelly and have no decent features at all. They have no self-respect or dignity, and do not have the decency to lay down and die.
Roughly three out of four carry at least one STD, but two of those do not show symptoms. At least one of every eight is actually a man with a tiny penis.
In no cases can a swamp donkey ever look good, even with the worst case of beer goggles.
Ways to remain safe include swamp out, aka wamp out.
While out on the town, a good, trustworthy wingman (or sober friend) to keep the group safe.
Swamp Donkey: also known as wamp or wamper.
Roughly three out of four carry at least one STD, but two of those do not show symptoms. At least one of every eight is actually a man with a tiny penis.
In no cases can a swamp donkey ever look good, even with the worst case of beer goggles.
Ways to remain safe include swamp out, aka wamp out.
While out on the town, a good, trustworthy wingman (or sober friend) to keep the group safe.
Swamp Donkey: also known as wamp or wamper.
by Pincco September 14, 2009
Get the Swamp Donkey mug.Large brown animal that roams the northern woods, wetlands. Bulls have antlers and beards. A.K.A. moose.
Guy 1: Ya i shot my swamp donkey right at the swamp by Earls house.
Guy 2: Really i saw this big black thing out there bout 15 minutes ago had a thick rear end on it
Guy 1: Musta been Earls old lady
Guy 2: Really i saw this big black thing out there bout 15 minutes ago had a thick rear end on it
Guy 1: Musta been Earls old lady
by T Morton February 27, 2008
Get the swamp donkey mug.A Redneck with liberal political and religious views. Usually drives a 4 wheel drive vehicle, owns a handgun, loves his country but believes in free love, cares about welfare of other humans and animals and digs tunes by the Grateful Dead.
A few of the local Swamp Hippies setup a mud wrestling match to help raise money to stop global warming.
by Skinmann February 21, 2009
Get the Swamp Hippie mug.v. To be sneaky and deceitful with a clear and defined purpose.
n. (The Swampfox) One who is acting or the act of being sneaky and deceitfully with a clear and defined purpose.
n. (The Swampfox) One who is acting or the act of being sneaky and deceitfully with a clear and defined purpose.
I got swampfoxed out of my sandwich when my friend ate it after telling me that it has gone bad.
I swampfoxed the neighbors by drilling a hole in the wall that divides us and stealing their heat for the winter.
I swampfoxed the neighbors by drilling a hole in the wall that divides us and stealing their heat for the winter.
by Moge623 November 6, 2006
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