When your wife is gone for the week and you message random girl friends to smoke dope with and fuck.
I got my girl Michelle coming over for some smoke and swap cause my wife is out.
I got some good dope I be fucking bitches all day and night!
I got some good dope I be fucking bitches all day and night!
by Smoke and swqp September 17, 2022

A deplorable sex act originated in Charleston, SC by meth addicted trailer trash in which one person deposits feces into the anus of another person. The method through which this act is achieved varies by region. The North Charleston Charley Town Swap is the most unpleasant, usually requiring tools to open the anal cavity of person A while person B squats over them like they're a dirty truck stop toilet seat and dumps into them at their leisure.
by buttdavehead May 1, 2014

An exclamation, usually of success or great success, similar to SWAP DADDY which happens in a moment of action, but more referring to multiple successes, or successive actions happening in a row to a point where the rate of success is just so ridiculously on fire it can't be stopped and everything in a situation is going very well. Possibly named after NBA SG. Joe Johnson or NFL WR. Calvin Johnson. SWAP JOHNSONNNN!!!
guy 1: bro pass me the cheese fries
guy 2: passes cheese fries through outstretched arms of sister to guy 1, across couch and tv watching area, without spilling a single cheese fry
guy 1: AYY SWAPP JOHNSONNN MA NIGGA!!!
guy2: SWAP JOHNSON!
guy 2: passes cheese fries through outstretched arms of sister to guy 1, across couch and tv watching area, without spilling a single cheese fry
guy 1: AYY SWAPP JOHNSONNN MA NIGGA!!!
guy2: SWAP JOHNSON!
by tomtomson005 December 31, 2016

The act in which there are two twin girls. The male has sex with one twin in a dark room and can't see her face. The other twin pops in the room and they swap places. The other twin gets fake jizz all over her pussy. The guy wakes up the next morning sees that he came in two girls. Then realizes they were using fake jizz and didn't realize he was having sex with twins. Since he was intoxicated.
by Ffffffffreak June 29, 2021

When two men miss eachothers friendship and gather at a local watering hole to appreciate eachothers “cookies”
by Mandingleberryfun December 29, 2022

when a really white group of girls switch one brown friend for a more brown friend without taking personality into account just trying to make themselves look better. In some cases even to be able to say the n word or to look cooler.
"wow did you see that Alma got brown swapped for Tracy "
"white girls that brown swap are a new low tbh"
"white girls that brown swap are a new low tbh"
by cholita November 25, 2019
