Straight Gay

The type of straight that enables you to be hot and steamy with the boys. You are can now think your besties (and paul) are hot. Kisses are ok, hugs are great and cuddles are better. (Shhhhh kisses are encouraged)

Im gonna go to Paul’s house to be Straight Gay on his couch.

by Big sexy 2.0 hot mama December 9, 2021

eight straights of fucked up

1) when tripping acid, seeing eight planes of existance simultaniously
2) being really, really, exceptionally fucked up

"yo i am eight straights of fucked up"
"....did you just say eight straights of fucked up??!?"

by J Deb September 22, 2005

closet straight

A male who acts and talk as if they are flamboyantly gay but, not.

Hey bro, I don't go down like that. I go down like this. Come on man, don't you have a wife and kids? Yes, it's not like I'm gay, I'm just closet straight.

by Chef boy ar Gee December 31, 2014

Straight Tik Tok

The side of tik tok where white teens dance and get tons of clout. It also has tons of drama, usually about celebrities

Straight Tik Tok is very scary

by ElTheDumb January 19, 2021

straight dook butt

straight up swamp ass, son

yo man i just housed some wings and i got straight dook butt!

by nelgo April 17, 2007

Straightlord

Not a gaylord, but a straightlord. A man who may have certain stereotypically gay traits, but is not gay.

Look at that man with his girfriend. He looks so gay. What a straightlord.

by Hayes Benedict Thompson August 28, 2007

straighterade

a beverage that allows individuals to feel heterosexual desires. Commonly offered or spilled on gay people, or people acting gay.

He just really doesn't like boobs... we should get him some straighterade.

by 72886 January 19, 2008