When in a men's urinal a stranger or lover comes up behind the pisser and massages the shoulders or ass to ease the tension and allow for a more exciting release.
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When two guys go to the toilet at the same time. One is sitting on the toilet seat in the usual fashion, and the other sits on top of him, facing him, and shits between his legs.
Person 1 : 'Damn, they've only got one toilet here! I'm desperate!'
Person 2 : 'Hey, me too!'
Person 1 : 'Looks like we'll have to do a two man stand, I'll go on top'
Person 2 : 'Fine, just don't shit on my legs again like last time!'
Person 2 : 'Hey, me too!'
Person 1 : 'Looks like we'll have to do a two man stand, I'll go on top'
Person 2 : 'Fine, just don't shit on my legs again like last time!'
by Heckster. November 22, 2009
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She called me thirsty but that Lemonade Stand look like she was open for business...false advertisement.
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Guy 2. " Damn.... I'd pee in her butt!"
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Guy 1. " Hey bro check out that hot chick"
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1) bosses to survey how productive an employee is being on a task. Chances are, said employee hasn't been working so much as he has been writing UrbanDictionary definitions.
2) girls (and gay men) who want to survey the status of a relationship. Chances are, the guy (or somewhat dignified girl) has to sugarcoat the fact that he or she is using said girl or gay guy for his or her body, and nothing more.
1) bosses to survey how productive an employee is being on a task. Chances are, said employee hasn't been working so much as he has been writing UrbanDictionary definitions.
2) girls (and gay men) who want to survey the status of a relationship. Chances are, the guy (or somewhat dignified girl) has to sugarcoat the fact that he or she is using said girl or gay guy for his or her body, and nothing more.
Boss: Sooo where do we stand? Did you implement that absurdly disinteresting software feature?
Employee: *closes multiple browser tabs* Uh... *takes out gun and shoots self in temple*
Employee: *closes multiple browser tabs* Uh... *takes out gun and shoots self in temple*
by PositiveZero March 17, 2007
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