Snapshower

When your teenager refuses to get off Snapchat just because they are having a shower.

My wife: "Is she off SnapChat and having a shower yet???"
Me: "No. But she is in the shower. I guess she's having a SnapShower again."

by moard February 19, 2024

Snapshower

When your teenager refuses to get off Snapchat just because they are having a shower.

My wife: "Is she off SnapChat and having a shower yet???"
Me: "No. But she is in the shower. I guess she's having a SnapShower again."

by moard February 22, 2024

snasages

The Aussie word for sausage is snag. Snasage is a portmanteu of sausage and snag.

Claudia: Are those snasages vegan?

by gnibber February 23, 2024

Snafoodle

A accident like a drone breaking or zooming through your window breaking it

"I had a snafoodle happen yesterday"

by Guywhomakeswords March 18, 2024

Snaps not hearts

Meaning to agree with someone’s point, seeing the logic behind someone else’s opinion/deluosions/rights and wrongs/ anything and everything someone does that you support and therefore is granted validation.

E.g - Slay, giving CUNT, your crushed it, awesome sauce , PREACH

And as it is being said it, one should also snap their fingers at least 3 times as a sign of approval 🫰🏻🫰🏻🫰🏻

Snaps Not Hearts

Friend 1: Today I turned 20! We means I can officially says I BEAT TEEN PREGNANCY

Friend 2: snaps nots hearts 🫰🏻 🫰🏻 🫰🏻, snap not hearts babe

by Coolkatlad1221 April 26, 2024

Snaishem al Mumya

Snaishem al Mumya (known in English as Snaishem Mummies) is effectively the same basic punishment as Mawaad bin Wadjiid in combination with the Dragon Fruit Special. The most humiliating punishment during the Snaishish Conquest Era (~1059 - 1110) usually reserved for opposing lords or traitors of the Snaishem Empire. Recipients would be incapacitated and promptly receive the Dragon Fruit Special. Servants would take the now freshly soiled person to the stake where Mawaad bin Wadjiid would then occur. Due to the deposit of fresh semi-solid excrement the now entirely soiled convicted would resemble a mummy due to the hardening of the feces.

By the lore of the Great Hogwar Egg, King Erdurand is said to have died via Snaishem al Mumya after his final defeat at the hands of Emperor King Helga in 1109.

by codynindasprite April 17, 2025

snafudavit

A bu**s**t legal-declaration dat neither party can agree upon, is not worded/formatted in a way dat da court will accept, etc.

One of da best ways to have a case thrown out is to object to everything dat da other side says; you can also try discrediting all of their sworn-statement documents by referring to each and every item they present as a "snafudavit".

by QuacksO April 27, 2025