smeaged

drunk off your fucking ass

Man: What did you do Saturday Night
Your Daughter: I was smeaged motherfucker
Man: Were you hung over
Your Daughter obvi

by devils devils March 28, 2011

Smeant

It is a combination of meant and said. You said this but you meant that so you smeant it. It's a very practical word. We say things we mean all the time.

Otus: I told her to get in my bed and I really smeant it!

by Otus96 September 29, 2011

Smeager

A bitch, girl, women, female..any person with a virgina.

Never love a smeager.

by Don Canova September 1, 2012

Sleadge

A pussy barnacle. Usually congregate on or around pirate hooker's vaginal cavities. Removed with copious amounts of rum and a butter knife.

That bitch has a mess of sleadges up near her poop deck! Watch out!

by djdawg April 6, 2013

smear chucker

A person who throws around a lot of lies and bullshit about another person

That bitch is spreading lies about who I sleep with. She's a real smear chucker

by twistyoursister March 27, 2015

Smear tactics

When a woman rubs her wet vagina all over her lovers face to entice them for sex.

Miss Joanne used smear tactics to get her man to give her falacio.

by E-man June 21, 2016

Sheaden

Sheaden is beautiful, sexy, smart and confident! she says she's ugly when in reality she's not. She can be cocky and rude sometimes but is deep down the sweetest girl you will ever meet. Sheaden has a big heart and is very loving! A lot of people like Sheaden. She's one of the most goofiest people you will ever meet! Shes super lovable and down to earth!

Never let a Sheaden leave your life! She's worth everything.

by Queen0405 August 22, 2016