Simon Cowell

A judge on Pop Idol and American Idol. He has a strange liking for high trousers and he is disliked because he is honest to stupid crap wannabes who can't sing.

The stupid twat cried after Simon Cowell told him he was a pile of shit.

by psycho bitch March 14, 2004

simon birch

verb. To "simon birch" someone means that you've timed your bounce on a trampoline so that your friend or enemy's knees buckle and fall. The term originates from that weird midget character named simon birch in the 1998 movie of the same title.

"It took a couple of tries, but my babysitter finally simon birched my ass."

by d'A November 30, 2006

simon

Gay

thats so simon

by dfdfsfsdfdfdsfdsfds May 16, 2019

Smoney

Money saved; (arhaic and obsolete: smurf money).

"Making smoney." "We were making so much smoney today."

by Rachel the Runner June 14, 2008

Simon Lennox

Is a major cockblock at all parties, and also at social events and gatherings.

Simon's tend to normaly have small thin dicks like a ruler.

Simon Lennox's Main Quote : "your not a slut, you dont have to do it"

by the knights of the quad table July 30, 2012

Simon

Simon is very Emo

Simon is very Emo

by IT IS MEEEEEEEE May 10, 2018

simon rex

Extremely hot, yet unpopular male TV star.....was the rapper in Scary Movie 3 and starred in many gay films to start out his career ("Alone At Home #1, 2, 3") (Hard & Solo), etc. Hes straight though!

Did you see that hot male Simon Rex in Scary Movie 3??

by .....! May 2, 2005