Sick Rantorum

Rick Santorum's name with the S and the R switched around

Sick Rantorum is sick and he rants too much.

by I eat swag for breakfast November 10, 2016

sick twisted disturbed psychotic fuck

Worse than a sick twisted fuck. Worse than a sick twisted disturbed fuck. A sick twisted disturbed *psychotic* fuck is so vile, so putrid, so *unbearable* that no punishment in hell is sufficient to destroy him. Cheap. Crazy. Chases everybody around with inscrutable, mind-numbing questions. Mumbles when he talks and has so little love for his own family he'll ruin everyone else's lives in retaliation. The kind of deranged freak you want to crucify in an empty swimming pool and set on fire. You want to sit his kids on his chest, then pull his scrotum up over his head, forcing his kids to gnaw their way free.

STDPF: Hi, I was in on Sunday & I found these boxes of old envelopes. I know they have our old, old address on them but I figure you can just scratch that out with a pencil and use them, what does it matter, who opens them anyway, just a fucking secretary? If you could do that to every envelope, I think there's 1500 of them, get that done by lunchtime, that'll be great.

(slurps coffee)

STDPF: Now, I found these three boxes of pencils, so if you want to sharpen them all, I know they're kinda old and don't have erasers but I think people might want to use them, they write really well and maybe you can even use them to scratch out our old addresses! Now here...here are 8 boxes of letterhead with my name on each sheet, if you could just cross my name off of them we can use them for official correspondence and that way we can save a few bucks and maybe get you some part-time help a few months from now maybe a high school kid in the afternoon after school but you're doing a great job as it is-----

Clyde: Would you shut *up*, you sick twisted disturbed psychotic FUCK?

by Krakky McKraken June 26, 2008

sick brah

a more nerdy white spelling of siqq brah which means: "That is really cool brother"

That movie in AP Psychology was sick brah

by Haley from the metropolis of North Chili May 25, 2006

sick and wrong

When something is messed up.

I heard what he said about you. That was just sick and wrong.

by SirMav November 2, 2006

Sick Burger

A 3/4 lb. of burger (sirloin, chuck, or whatever) heavily saturated with butter, spices, herbs, and AZ gunslinger, grilled to preference, and placed gently between two buttered and grilled buns.Homemade secret sauce excessively applied to bun (mandatory). Other toppings optional.

Caution: Sick burger takes, on average, 2.6 years off most healthy individuals.

"Dude, why are you laying on the floor like that?"
"He can't talk, he just had two sick burgers."

"Man, that sick burger last night really gave me the runs!"

by Chris & Calvin January 24, 2009

sick dip

Sick Dipping has become a uk renound sensation...
A sexual action in wich a man is oraly pleasuring a woman, only to feel sick due to any circumstance ie. Beer, drugs or the smell. The man throws up onto the womans vagina and then has intercourse with her straight away creating the renound word sick dipping.

Harry"mate I'm reet drunk just been sick on that birds gash and shagged her straight after"
Tet" mate you just sick dipped that sket lol"

by tetbeast October 1, 2009

Sick, bro.

a spin-off of the phrase, "cool story, bro." commonly used by stoners and bros.

Tim: So, when's the party?

Caleb: Later tonight, you coming?

Tim: Yeah, dude.

Alex: I memorized the quadratic formula.

Tim: Sick, bro.

Caleb: Yeah, sick bro.

by EE Czar March 22, 2010