shoot the 5

a 5 minute fight

fu*k u ni**a u pussy letz shoot da 5 rite now

by beena November 8, 2003

shoot the cookie

A circle of guys jack off on to a cookie and the last one to cum has to eat it.

The grossest thing my ex-boyfriend ever did was play shoot the cookie, and once I found out I broke up with him.

by Syrah Azulip May 10, 2007

Photo shoot lesbian.

A woman who is pretending to be a lesbian for a photo shoot. You can usually spot differences between a real lesbian and a photo shoot lesbian.

Boy 1 : Did you see that picture of those to girls together? Hot!
Boy 2: Yeah, but one is a total Photo shoot lesbian.
Boy 1: How do you know?
Boy 2: One girls has long-ass nails. I don't think girls want a nail shoved up their vagina!

by Alesbianwithshortnails. June 12, 2011

school shooting

Yet another reason why "gun-free" zones don't work.

"There was another school shooting! Guns should be banned from school!"

"Weapons are already banned from school. Maybe if they weren't, students could DEFEND THEMSELVES"

by samj241 May 16, 2006

First Person Shooter

Where you can only see the weapon or item.

Halo, Half-life, Killzone these are all examples of First Person Shooters

by XII DesTinY July 17, 2005

Shookth

When you stand in shock that the cashier at your favorite fast food chain knows your name.

I was shookth when the cashier at Taco Bell repeated my name after my order.

by PoLO7 March 8, 2017

monkey shooter

A bazooka like gun used to rapidly fire primates at enemies; preferably fired at Vanilla Ice, and Donny Osmond.

Example: On top of the Rockies, all covered with shale, I whacked Donny Osmond, with a monkey tail.
It strangled him quickly, no evidence left, I went to his car, and committed grand theft.
I was off to Vanilla, that one guy who has no ladies, because he has sucked, since the 1980’s.
I saw him on Melrose, his hair 5 miles from his head, I pulled out my shooter, and now he is dead.

by Jar Head May 8, 2005