scrotum conquers

playing conquers with the scrotum until ones sac is so sore they give up oruntil it falls off.

phil has no balls after he lost to jennings

by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

Scrotum Dart

Another name for a penis, also a game played at parties where a male is erect and blind-folded, and then is spun and attempts to make it in the vagina

When joe went to kristinas party, he got twenty three bulls-eyes, playing Scrotum Darts

by Rockandrolljunkiie January 28, 2009

scrotum scrubber

The mouth of a woman/man, who enjoys licking and sucking the nutsack to the point that it is now virtually sterile.

1. My girl started up her "scrotum scubber" and cleaned the hell out of my nutsack .
2. Did you see the " scrotum scrubber " on that girl?

by muffinman666 November 15, 2009

Scrotum Surfer

When a Guy busts a load and the Chick Procedes to lick it all from his anus to the top of this dick

I was so glad this Scrotum Surfer was there to clean up after wards

by Harpuia667 January 6, 2011

Scrotum totem

An erect penis; A boner

Daaaamn that girl Patrice is a dimepiece, I get a scrotum totem every time I see her.

by Pklove August 25, 2011

Scrotum Head Disorder

Scrotum Head Disorder, formerly known as being a dick head, is a serious mental condition that causes extreme leftist behaviour that includes emotional posts on facebook(mania or hypomania) and lows (depression). When you become infected, you may feel angry and hopeless and lose pleasure in everyday activities such as shopping and being in a monogamous relationship. Mood shifts may occur weekly or as often as several times a day.

Although Scrotum head disorder is a disruptive, long-term condition, you can keep your moods in check by investing in ETF's (also known as Exchange Traded Funds) or any annuity investment sold by the big five banks.

Jack--"Holy moly! Did you hear about those European school kids who got scrotum head disorder at the cafeteria."
Jill--"Yeah. The school teacher got bitten by a zombie and infected them all!!"

by Harry Potthead 2 August 4, 2016

Scrotiny

The act of examining the nether region area of a male, with the ultimate goal of deciphering whether a bulge is present. A play on the word "scrutiny."

"Whoa, check out the bulge on that guy."

"You've been applying some intense scrotiny to that picture, haven't you?"

by Luxey December 13, 2017