School

Everyones nightmare

Judges: we decided
Criminal: what
Judges: were sendimg you back to school
Criminal: OH SHI

by Wenochainosama August 30, 2022

School

A fucking hell whole that tortures you and makes you wanna throw yourself off a cliff

“Omg we have to go to school”,

“I wanna throw myself off a cliff”

by NO1 U ! January 12, 2023

school

School is supposed to be a place of learning but it's really a place to harbor assholes and dumb hoes.

It's sucks that you have to be in school until your 18.

by Suck a very large dick December 11, 2017

School

Where hell is offically named

student: Are you going to school?
me: yeah, *sign. I want to die
student: go to hell!
me: We are already in hell

by smertieboi February 22, 2019

School

The place parents drop of their 'swaggy teenagers' to get rid of them for a much desired 6 hours a day. Everyone needs a break sometimes.

Little do they know however, that school is a waste of time that becomes tedious after elementary school. I mean, who the fuck gives a shit about Pythagoras?

A place that fails to properly prepare your children for the outside world.

Interviewer: Mr. Peterson, what would you say your most valuable skills are?

Peterson: Ugh... I can find the hypotenuse of a triangle... Hey! Dude! Can you tell me how to buy a house? I can't remember studying that at school...!

by Handmethatslushieplz May 11, 2014

School

The worst 18 years to be alive as a human being. Teachers constantly shoving papers up your ass while teaching you pointless bullshit that you will never use in life, while calling it education. If you go to the principal's office, prepare your ears and ass.

1.) School sucks.
2.) This damn school loves to buttfuck their students.
3.) I got in a fight at school today.

by OXxTheKillerxXO November 11, 2017

school

hell.

I went to school yesterday

by douchebag of the year January 28, 2017