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one third rule

A restriction for anal sex invented by director Kevin Smith. When the penis is longer than 6 inches, you can demand that it is only inserted 1/3 the way in.
His cock was so long that she demanded the one third rule!
by JohnnyFlash71 October 16, 2010
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Rule 16

Generally accepted internet rule that states that there are no girls on the internet. Usually used with rule 34.

An actual real internets girl will typically NOT engage in explicit description of her sexual organs or their current, past, or projected future engagements. For example, a real Internet girl might mention she is on her period. This is fine, well within realgurl guidelines and a clear warning to leave the immediate vicinity. However, she is unlikely to describe the vile seepages involved. Eg: "The crimson ichor of my wymenhood cycle is leaking from my puffy, raw vagina (That aches to be fucked)."

'There are no girls on the internet' first gained popularity among what indisputably is the majority internet user demographic, the chronic unlayable.
A: Hey, I just spotted this hot chick!
B: Rule 16.
by Ryutaro May 9, 2008
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alabama rules chess

A variation of regular chess wherein whomever uses the white pieces win because they gang up on the black pieces, just like Alabama.
John: Dude, I hate playing chess with you. You only play Alabama rules chess and you never let me be the white pieces.
Dave: My pieces don't take kindly to your pieces 'round here, boy.
by Drupt May 7, 2007
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Rule 58

If this rule is applied to anything it must be permanently ignored for that point onwards.

This rule only applies to the speaker, however it is generally seen to be polite to not mention the subject in question to the speaker of the rule.
Speaker: "I call rule 58 on my ex-girlfriend!"

Man: "You can't be serious?"

Speaker: "Rule 58 is final!"

Man: "Fair enough, I can sympathise there"
by TLK1- The tall guy November 5, 2010
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Violation of Team Rules

A common phrase used by many NCAA Football and basketball coaches that almost always means "smoking marijuana". Since the NCAA doesn't regulate controlled substance use for fear of losing half their great athletes, they allow the individual schools to regulate how much marijuana their athletes smoke. If an individual athlete smokes so much weed that he/she is dumb enough to get caught red-handed smoking or selling, that athlete is suspended for a game in his/her respected sport (Unless Lane Kiffin is the coach in which case it is a mere half game).
Mark: Yo Weezy, I just gotz me some of the best herb, you wanna go VTR with me?

Weezy: Oh hellz yeayuh. Lets be in Violation of Team Rules!!! (pulls out a bong)

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by ttothej101 March 9, 2010
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Rupert Grint

Incredibly gorgeous, extremely talented man that has charmed, smiled and joked his way into hearts all over the world. Fiercly supported and loved by his fans. An actor that will be well loved and popular long after Harry Potter finishes. Someone to look forward to watching for a long time.
by sunbird June 30, 2005
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frat rules

one rule and one rule only.....
"Bitches not fucking, not coming"
Only invite bitches who are DTF , we are operating on frat rules.
by f4lsepr0f1t September 3, 2018
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