Royally Suck

When something sucks so fucking much it breaks reality and kills God.

Person 1 - My mum just bit the dust.

Person 2 - That royally sucks tbh

by Fucker with internet access September 22, 2022

Clash Royale

Clash Royale is a game that corrupts peoples mental health because of little david using E- Barbs, E-giant, Mega knight, Royale Giant, etc...

Friend: U play Clash Royale?

ME: What is Clash Royale?

Friend: The game that makes you retarded and spend you parents money of virtual kid disighned "gems"

Me: ohhhhh Clash

by highschooljonny May 27, 2022

Royal Entry

When a man’s foreskin is cut in the shape of a crown, and swiftly inserts his penis into another man’s anal sphincter.

“Bro my ass hurts so much!”
“Wait, why?”

“My boyfriend did the Royal Entry on me last night.”

by BiggyZ December 21, 2021

the royal sip

When you take a drink of a refreshing beverage, that is in the gromit mug

Sean had the royal sip, on new years.

by PloCool December 26, 2021

Buttrookie Royale

To win a game of fortnite with your best friend(s) and then nut on your wall

LETS GOOO WE GOT A Buttrookie Royale

OHH YEEEAAAAAH you like that mr wall

by Siegisfeening February 12, 2022

Royal Fail

When Royal Mail just can't get it right and struggle to deliver your parcels on time. Sometimes they will deliver your items early such as the very next day after you post it whilst at other times they can take twice as long as the estimated delivery time and you get worried about where the parcel is. They are kind of like a rollercoaster between good and bad in a way.

Person 1: When will my parcel arrive.
Person 2: Whenever Royal Mail delivers it.
Person 1: I've waited a week.
Person 2: I know Royal Fail can be like that sometimes.

by MrFunny83 April 12, 2022

Clash Royale

Clash Royale is a free-to-play game that was made by supercell. The game combines elements from collectible card games, tower defense, and multiplayer online battle arena. You will form an addiction to this game. This game is Pay to win as fuck. If you wanna be good you need to pay hundreds of dollars.

I wanna sell my soul to hell, Imma play some Clash Royale today.

by VørtexDragøn April 20, 2022