The act of licking or having felt the roof of a mouth that does not belong to you for the first time. If you have made out before this does not necessarily mean that you are not a mouth roof licking virgin, because the roof of the mouth is not generally the designated target for the tongue.
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A "Roffle" is an extremely violent belly-rub that is used to put someone in their place, and humiliate them. People subjected to the roffle experience such symptoms as tightening of the abs, shortness of breath, and the feeling of being violated.
The term "roffle" originated from the internet slang "ROFL" (Rolling On the Floor Laughing). The objectives are similar, but the "roffle-er" must get in the appropriate position, and make an open palm, as to belly-rub.
From there, you may choose to lift the shirt or not, and then close in swiftly on the target "roffle-ee", making strong, violent belly-rub motions along the abdominal parts of the target. This will give the target a mixed sensation of being fiercely tickled to the point of not breathing, and a serious abdominal muscle workout.
If the "roffle" was executed well, the target "Roffle-ee" should have feelings of humiliation and defeat, whilst being drained of energy to retaliate.
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The term "roffle" originated from the internet slang "ROFL" (Rolling On the Floor Laughing). The objectives are similar, but the "roffle-er" must get in the appropriate position, and make an open palm, as to belly-rub.
From there, you may choose to lift the shirt or not, and then close in swiftly on the target "roffle-ee", making strong, violent belly-rub motions along the abdominal parts of the target. This will give the target a mixed sensation of being fiercely tickled to the point of not breathing, and a serious abdominal muscle workout.
If the "roffle" was executed well, the target "Roffle-ee" should have feelings of humiliation and defeat, whilst being drained of energy to retaliate.
QUICK TIP:
Get friends in on it too! A "gang-roffle" is the best, safest, and cleanest way to get annoying friends, pets, or family members to shut their mouths and stop being annoying.
"Who's ready for a roffle?"
"Wow, we roffled the shit out of him..."
"Sorry, I can't get up, Pete, Mike, and Max gave me a good Rofflin'."
"Wow, we roffled the shit out of him..."
"Sorry, I can't get up, Pete, Mike, and Max gave me a good Rofflin'."
by monstaMike August 22, 2008
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blizstain250f: insane
the_next_fool_martyr: ouch
blizstain250f: I might try it
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blizstain250f: insane
the_next_fool_martyr: ouch
blizstain250f: I might try it
the_next_fool_martyr: you might break something
blizstain250f: my taint
the_next_fool_martyr: practice with cock push ups
aur3l1u5: fap fap fap fap fap fap..... AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I BROKE MY COCK, OH GOD, I BROKE MY FUCKING COCK!!!!!! CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!!
the_next_fool_martyr: BABABAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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aur3l1u5: BABBBAHAHAHAAWWAWAWAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
by yanni, scooter and blizzy March 31, 2009
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by Sweden4u August 19, 2007
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Last night, I made my girlfriend play fiddler on the roof, she was not pleased, and now we aren't talking.
by TeirGas February 12, 2008
Get the fiddler on the roof mug.One who sneaks about at a party, slipping rohypnol (roofies) into peoples' drinks to try and see who will succumb to its effects and then make an attempt to get lucky with that unlucky person. Usually a roof fairy is a loser who can't get laid without drugging someone.
Bill- Hey Joe, what's the matter? you look like shit!
Joe- Man, I got visited by the roof-fairy at the club last night. I wanna kill whoever did that!
Joe- Man, I got visited by the roof-fairy at the club last night. I wanna kill whoever did that!
by killersbytrade August 18, 2009
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