roadside rodeo

when you are ingaged in anal fucking and you yell at the womens "I have aids" then you try and hold on for as long as you can

matt: i have aids
lauren: awwwwww get off

NEXT DAY
matt: i held a roadside rodeo for ten minutes last night
will: thats sweet dude

by wolfs penis August 24, 2009

Goat Rodeo

A sales or bidding process where the natural tendency for multiple people to "pile on," express their opinions, and interject creates inherent instability and increases the probability of overreaction and/or loss.

"The Financial System bidding process has become a Goat Rodeo...with 10 Partners all trying to ride the goat."

by Kean Horowitz December 19, 2003

Dirty Rodeo Clown

When you suspect your partner is playing a Dirty Rodeo on you while engaging in sexual intercourse and you reply with "Me too."

I pulled a Dirty Rodeo Clown on Matt when he tried to get me with the Dirty Rodeo.

by Rikel October 3, 2008

Fat Girl Rodeo

when your dancing in a club, pick out the fattest cunt you can, start grinding up against her as if she has got a chance with you, once the song finshes or you get bored, pull her in close and whisper in her ear, "your the fattest, ugliset cunt in here" then hold on tight and watch her go beserk!! fat girl rodeo has begun and you gotta see how long you can hold on for without letting go!!

"come on boys, lets play fat girl rodeo!"

by Jamie619 May 16, 2008

Freshmen Rodeo

A high school tradition where upper classmen use the rules of regular rodeo with the freshmen of the school. The upper classman stealthy approaches the freshman and jumps on their back and yells "FRESHMAN RODEO" (if this is not declared, you will not get credit). The point is to last an entire 8 seconds while they try to remove you. Makes for a great welcome to high school.

"See that stupid freshman over there?"
"yea"
"Watch this"
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"WOOOOOO FRESHMAN RODEO"
"Freshmen Rodeo!"

by thisguyfrommichigan October 16, 2008

rhododendren

An often slumping, with eyes never fully open, person with whom you work, or are friends or relatives with to your regret each and every TOO LONG encounter in which you are subjected to the psychotic rantings and daisy-chained delusions of granduer occuring in succession with triggers ranging from sleep deprivation including but not limited to simultaneously being dopesick whilst you are forced to smile and receive the verbal/mental equivalent of excrement at an accelarated rate surely beyond amounts fit to sustain life and you rationalize with yourself in your head committing heinous, unthinkable, unforgivable acts to return to the hopelessly distant peace of mind you wont enjoy for long afterwards, leaving you pulsating with a quiet rage fueled further every day, every encounter, everytime with this person who views the conning of others while keeping expectations as low as possible and procreation as the soundest paths to financial security goverment sponsered or otherwise.

she starts knodding off while making calls from her desk with the phone in her hands like, it won't start making that jarring sound it makes when it's off the hook for too long, of course it does and she jolts awake. After this happening 13 times back to back I offer her some coffee, seems like the nice thing to do instead of yelling HEY BITCH! IF WE CAN'T SLEEP AND GET PAID NEITHER CAN YOU! WAKE THE FUCK UP! But I didn't say that I said the other thing to which she groggily replied. "What, I'm not tired, I rhododendren day." I said "you did WHAT?" She said "I rhododendren day." I asked "You rode a dick all day? so why can't you talk? no wonder you're tired. Seriously though, there's no delicate nice way to tell someone you have to be around against your will that s/he's a piece of shit for fucking around on the job while everyone else isn't AND shooting up and coming to work like it's all good AND offer to suck dick for cigarettes AND acting like you have a fraction of the right to have and ego when you don't because you're gross, you smell, you talk like a drunken alzheimers patient on your GOOD days, and not one, not two, but THREE states have declared you as PERMANENTLY unfit to be a parent/ever have custody of anything you squeeze out of either lower body canal of your AND epitomizing/defining/embodying/personifying/mastering/perfecting what it means to be a whining fucking cunt. FUCK YOU JESSE

by eatineatin October 13, 2011

teeter totter rodeo

When a man lays on his back with one girl on his face and one girl riding his dick

Yo i had a teeter totter rodeo last nite with those 2 fiiiine ass blonde girls

by rj berger November 10, 2012