The most ferocious peenopod of the Cretaceous period (144-65 Million years ago). Notorius Meat Eater, fed almost exclusivly on the genitalia of other dinosaurs. Able to devour even the largest penis the world has ever seen - the 80ft penis of giant herbivor Dipshitticus.
Capable of killing its pray in one swift blow...
Capable of killing its pray in one swift blow...
by gordon shumway May 24, 2005
Get the Cock'n'Ballus Rexmug. When you get so drunk that you become retarded and you tuck you elbows into your side and still try to use you hands, but they are short and useless, just like a T-Rex. This state of drunkeness my also be accompanied by slurred yelling that sounds like a roar. Getting this drunk usually involves blacking out and falling down.
by FreqHopMaster March 11, 2009
Get the T-Rexingmug. control freak of a mom with a t-rex attitude of...a great big head and little tiny arms to try to control everything by telling you what to do but failing miserably.
My momasaurus rex thinks she is helping but every time I turn around she is screaming her word vomit all over me and trying to control my life.
by oober goober June 18, 2012
Get the momasaurus rexmug. A modified set of table-tennis rules, originating from the Rex Bar.
Rule modifications include, but are not limited to:
* Drink any time the score is tied
* Ball is in play off any surface except the ground.
* Failing to touch an in-play ball with your paddle is 2 points for the opponent, unless the hit was done by a 2-handed backhand, in which case it is only 1 point.
* Window washing, while legal, is highly frowned upon due to the awkward and silly position one must take on to perform the move.
* Any ball that passes thru the area between the net and the net post, and successfully lands on the table is an automatic game winner
* Rules modifications must be approved by the founding Rex Committee members, and must have unanimous votes
* All serves must start with the ball in the palm of your hand and must rise at least 6 inches above the palm before being hit. If this does not happen, there is actually no penalty besides constant ridicule and harassment from your opponents and onlookers.
* Rope-a-doping is considered any move where you opponent messes up and you don't, all that needs to be said is "rope-a-dope" and you have successfully performed the move.
* Any time a 2 pointer results in new leaders, the word "rawdge" must be uttered, otherwise it is only 1 point.
* A dribbler is when the ball hits the net and barely makes it to the opponents side of the table. While technically a 2 point shot, it is under review by the Committee and is considered general slop.
Rule modifications include, but are not limited to:
* Drink any time the score is tied
* Ball is in play off any surface except the ground.
* Failing to touch an in-play ball with your paddle is 2 points for the opponent, unless the hit was done by a 2-handed backhand, in which case it is only 1 point.
* Window washing, while legal, is highly frowned upon due to the awkward and silly position one must take on to perform the move.
* Any ball that passes thru the area between the net and the net post, and successfully lands on the table is an automatic game winner
* Rules modifications must be approved by the founding Rex Committee members, and must have unanimous votes
* All serves must start with the ball in the palm of your hand and must rise at least 6 inches above the palm before being hit. If this does not happen, there is actually no penalty besides constant ridicule and harassment from your opponents and onlookers.
* Rope-a-doping is considered any move where you opponent messes up and you don't, all that needs to be said is "rope-a-dope" and you have successfully performed the move.
* Any time a 2 pointer results in new leaders, the word "rawdge" must be uttered, otherwise it is only 1 point.
* A dribbler is when the ball hits the net and barely makes it to the opponents side of the table. While technically a 2 point shot, it is under review by the Committee and is considered general slop.
"Serving: 4 to 5. Oh yeah, I hit a slam and you missed, now its 6-5. #rawdge."
"What you talking about dude? It's 5-5 now."
"Nah, brah, this is Rex Rules!"
"What you talking about dude? It's 5-5 now."
"Nah, brah, this is Rex Rules!"
by bdollarsign December 8, 2017
Get the Rex Rulesmug. White trash male who has achieved bogan status, via acquisition, far exceeding that of its mates. Its name is from the Australian term “bogan” and the Latin word for “king.” Literally, king of the bogans.
Ute, boat, dirt bike, jet ski, massive BBQ, big dog, patriotic tattoos... He's not just your average bogan, he's Boganus Rex.
by xMelz June 15, 2010
Get the Boganus Rexmug. by kev-o_12345 September 16, 2009
Get the reefersaurous-rexmug. by Jim Sammartino May 23, 2008
Get the V. Rexmug.