The most ferocious peenopod of the Cretaceous period (144-65 Million years ago). Notorius Meat Eater, fed almost exclusivly on the genitalia of other dinosaurs. Able to devour even the largest penis the world has ever seen - the 80ft penis of giant herbivor Dipshitticus.
Capable of killing its pray in one swift blow...
Capable of killing its pray in one swift blow...
by gordon shumway May 24, 2005
Get the Cock'n'Ballus Rexmug. When you get so drunk that you become retarded and you tuck you elbows into your side and still try to use you hands, but they are short and useless, just like a T-Rex. This state of drunkeness my also be accompanied by slurred yelling that sounds like a roar. Getting this drunk usually involves blacking out and falling down.
by FreqHopMaster March 11, 2009
Get the T-Rexingmug. Biggest Fag in any Fraternity house. Often the guy who can't hook up with his own right hand. One who often can't even tell when he's firing blanks until he looks down the "barrel" and loads one off into his own face. fucking disgrace. aka "Fuck Noodle"
girl 1 - " did you meet that one guy at the party?"
girl 2 - " the kid called taintosaurus rex?"
girl 1 - " yea thats him! what a tool, he tried to hook up with this girl when he was drunk and ended up jerking himself off thinking he was with the girl."
girl 2 - " a taintosaurus rex would do something like that! what a fuck noodle!!!!!"
girl 2 - " the kid called taintosaurus rex?"
girl 1 - " yea thats him! what a tool, he tried to hook up with this girl when he was drunk and ended up jerking himself off thinking he was with the girl."
girl 2 - " a taintosaurus rex would do something like that! what a fuck noodle!!!!!"
by $kunkanC@88@g3 October 11, 2009
Get the Taintosaurus Rexmug. A funny way of saying a male is very good-looking.
This needs to be approved because it will cause a ripple effect of greatness. Just watch. Jesus himself will come down & give everyone high fives & unicorns will no longer be invisible. Etc.
This needs to be approved because it will cause a ripple effect of greatness. Just watch. Jesus himself will come down & give everyone high fives & unicorns will no longer be invisible. Etc.
by fuchsiaroses November 29, 2010
Get the handsomesaurus rexmug. control freak of a mom with a t-rex attitude of...a great big head and little tiny arms to try to control everything by telling you what to do but failing miserably.
My momasaurus rex thinks she is helping but every time I turn around she is screaming her word vomit all over me and trying to control my life.
by oober goober June 18, 2012
Get the momasaurus rexmug. by kev-o_12345 September 16, 2009
Get the reefersaurous-rexmug. by Crazychris April 14, 2014
Get the Clitoris Rexmug.