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Ruben

A chink. Thinks he is the alpha and mr cool. O sorry Mr ‘I know karate’. Has a peng looking younger sister. Broke up with a girl and on the same day this girl fucked a Indian guy. Pretty deep. Don’t forget he kissed Tiffany as well, A very bad decision in my opinion
Ruben, you got cheated on by an Indian.
by Pakis r us March 29, 2020
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Pulling a Ruben

having a big, overt low-life get offended at the slightest word you say to him/her, only to have them shove a couch AT you.

or shove you into the couch.
sandy- "omg, fred only implied that jake get a haircut,but then that miserable duesch pushed fred into a Jerome's display window!!"

chris- "ouch, i guess he was in the mood for pulling a Ruben"
by I'vegothebends! May 13, 2008
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rubenesque

The root "ruben" refers to Ruben Studdard, famous for winning American Idol despite being extremely fat.

Like "BBW", "on-the-heavy-side" and "big boned", rubenesque is yet another way to say "fat" while trying to remain polite.
I met this great girl online, but she turned out to be pretty rubenesque.
by Pragma1700 June 25, 2007
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Ruben Dias

Oh look Ruben Dias has ran away
by McDxnald August 16, 2021
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Ruben

Ruben a memespouting unfunny memer who still thinks mountain dew is funny in 2016.
That's such a Ruben
by klasmvm May 28, 2016
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Ruben

Ruben is one ugly mother fucker, his voice is hella deep, he is always saying horny stuff even though he is not.
Ruben is ugly
by Yoyooyoyoyoyoy July 7, 2019
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Ruben

by a fine person May 24, 2018
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