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Croc Rash

Croc Rash is an incurable condition that primarily affects young douchebags who think they can raw dog crocs every day without incurring divine retribution.
Person 1: "Man, my feet hurt. This croc rash is out of control."

Person 2: "Kill yourself."
by meatyfrank September 2, 2024
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rash monkey

Someone who knowingly has sex with people after discovering that they have an STD, spreading it.
Is Rachel really going out with that guy? She knows he's a rash monkey, right?
by theccw November 11, 2019
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Rash

Stress and anxiety from a shitty boss or work environment.
I can’t go into work today, I feel like this rash is getting out of control.
by Raz0rface December 30, 2022
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grundy rash

After gettin mudbutt, term used to show advanced stages of the mb , usually after a long day of walkin on the golf course
Ryan: Dude i gotta sit down i got the grundy rash
Homer: dam son i only got the mb
by Stew-unit July 13, 2007
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Rash

A group of men. We can speak of a herd of elephants, a gaggle of geese, and a rash of men.

Rashes are irritating and persistent; sometimes they are just a mild annoyance, other times, they can be life threatening.
I don’t want to go to that club. There’s always a rash of men at the bar.”
by DeeBee1967 November 19, 2017
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Gash rash

Gash rash is a colloquial term for skin injury to the pubic region caused by abrasion with another person's pubic or facial region, often as a consequence of depilation to said regions hair. Though usually gone unnoticed while attaining gash rash, many find the aftermath to be unpleasant, and even defined by some as excruciating when bodily liquids are introduced to the affected area. It can be avoided by either refraining from shaving, or by epilating (removing hair from its root below the skin) the region instead. One can try to hide their gash rash from being known to others by simply getting dressed, but the awkward stride and stiffled gasps are a tell tale sign of the affected.

The majority of times gash rash only leaves minor abrasions to the skin, that usually disappear within a day or two. Some severe cases of gash rash have been known to take up to 3 weeks to heal, needing a daily regimen of cleaning, drying, and venting of the area until gone.
Michelle: "I don't know if I can go to the Stone Pony tomorrow to see the Yonder Mountain String Band, I can barely walk!"
Liz: "I told you never to shave the night before a date with a man that rocks facial stubble- that combination is a gash rash certainty"
by Luck Is on all4Z July 6, 2024
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Rash

Where one constantly makes quick unthoughtful decisions and acts to certain decision quickly or directly.

Could be used to describe someone with 0 decourum.
Sadio Mane is a rash player.
That man is rash he left his girl after he heard untrue rumours.
This guy approcahed me "he was so rash" he was already saying he would marry me
by Sadiomane September 8, 2022
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