Pure

Someone who has no experience with sex life, still virgin.

Ellie: "I'm pure, not like you hoe!"

by istolejiminsjams November 22, 2018

Pure Liquid Awesome

Pure energy of the awesome kind, that has been so chilled it has reached the liquid stage.
Often resembles molten metal, but exhudes smoke-like essence and in some extreme cases Lazers. Not to be confused with Lasers.

'In this experiment we will be examining the properties of Pure Liquid Awesome'

'ZOMGROFLOMFG THAT'S PURE LIQUID AWESOME!!!1!ONE!!'

by Draconius March 26, 2008

Pure Michigan

When while having sex, as your just about to cum, you yell very loudly " Pure Michigan " and then proceed to back hand slap the shit out of your partner. ( Hand must be open in the fashion that it look like the state of Michigan. )

" When having a good time, It's always Pure Michigan for me and my wife!"

by Milicigan Man November 14, 2009

Pure of Heart

Unprotected anal sex with a midget in the hot aisle of a server room while the hallon fire suppression system goes off around them

Reggie, why are you into the "Pure of Heart"?

by Anonymous48887410 July 28, 2009

99 Percent Declaration

A piece of crap bullied onto anyone it can be shoved at, against the consensus of the community and general OWS movement.

The Demands Working Group tried to explain the 99 Percent Declaration, but nobody cared.

by Someonethatbelievesinconsensus November 5, 2011

five percenter

Offshoot of Nation of Islam, teaches that 5 percent of man knows the truth of the world, 85 percent doesn't have a clue and is preyed upon by the remaining ten percent (using drugs, violence etc.) There are many who claim to be five percent, but in reality very few men are disciplined enough to do so.

Black man is God, Black woman is earth.

White man was created by a scientist.

Death for the misled.

by TenPercentSons January 27, 2004

pure-blooded noob

1. A noob that comes from a family of noobs.
2. A person that seems to be doing everything for the first time.
3. A person who can win once or twice at something and lose the rest of the time of they spend playing.

1.Parents(noobs) ask:"What room is the parent teacher conference in?"
Pure-blooded noob answers:"I don't know, they said that there would be a poster saying where it will be held."
*The poster is right behind them*

2.Pure-blooded noob:"How are you suppose to bubble in the buubles in a scantron? Are we suppose to write our name in the TAKS test booklet? If we can write our name in the TAKS test booklet, it means that we can write our answers in it right?"
*The person has taken the test for 8 years*

3.*Two friends playing slayer in Halo*
Pure-blooded noob:"Yes,I killed you first and you didn't even hurt me"
*End of the game: pure-blooded noob killed friend 1 time; friend killed pure-blooded noob 25 times*

by Buenohead2482161 April 2, 2009