Reasonably Professional

Completion of a task or project at an minimally acceptable, but not stellar, level.

Often because of external factors or other's contributions which directly impact your ability to complete the task, but are outside of your control.

Joe: How did the report turn out?

Ted: Well we never got the final numbers from Jason's team, but we were able to put something reasonably professional together at the last minute.

by Murkalurk84 March 28, 2016

inadvertent professional error

Euphemism for a grade A fuckup that gets you sued. Specifically used by Ashley Hall School.

Anne: We just sent out all our students' medical records to the entire school community. Is that legal?

Jill: I'm pretty sure that violates both FERPA and HIPAA at the same time. What an inadvertent professional error.

Anne: God I hope we're insured.

by ChangingTime August 28, 2017

pamphlet professor

Person who thinks they know everything about a subject, just by reading a tiny blurb.

#MemeMD

That Zach kid is such a pamphlet professor. He don't know $hit!!!

by BigRed2727 November 30, 2017

Dank Protes

A term used by wannabe meat heads and weight lifters for protein.

Bro!! I took to much dank protes after our last lift sesh and got squirt shits again !

I forgot to wash the dank protes out of my shaker cup now it smells like my sisters ass.

by terry TERRY TURTLE January 11, 2019

Dickens Process

This is a process in which one fakes an injury or illness in order to scam friends and family into donating money to you

Chris is doing the Dickens Process. Hes going to Aruba in June.

by Keegnasty March 18, 2019

Sperm Processing Center

A woman who only wants your cum in her, like a personal cum dumpster.

Judy: Cum dump is so degrading because I only want your cum in me.
Pete: Come here, I need to make a delivery to my Sperm Processing Center.

by Ballsy Gambino September 24, 2021

sperm processing center

A woman that is the opposite of a cum dumpster, only wants your cum inside of her.

Judy: Babe, a cum dumpster is so degrading. I only want your cum in me.
Pete: Oooh, come here my little sperm processing center. I have a delivery for you.

by Ballsy Gambino September 24, 2021