Premature Evacuation

The premature expulsion of faeces in a non-lavatorial environment. Often occurs in people who are turtling for a length of time.

John and Cindy were engaged in a passionate embrace. Temperatures were rising and passions growing, until the moment was completely ruined by John's obvious premature evacuation.

by Poomoj September 9, 2013

prejack

Said to be associated with the effects of baby-batter, prejack is the state of tongue lolling mental confusion found in horny men. In contrast to its antonym postjack, prejack tends to exist pretty much all the time, except for during the ejaculatory refractory period, (within which clarity is briefly possible.) Tends to affect purchase decisions, especially in the case of jewelry, is associated with awful decision making, and is heavily exacerbated by young, limber, blonde strippers.

Prejack that seemed like a pretty good idea... spending $840 on 45 minutes worth of lap dances. Now my pants are just sticky.

by Beef Ranger October 22, 2008

preacher seat

when your gettin a bj while taking a shit

my girl got me a preacher seat the other night

by buzzR February 17, 2008

premature e-sendulation

accidentally hitting the "send" button before finishing writing an e-mail.

Sorry that e-mail was cut off in mid-sentence. It was a case of premature e-sendulation.

by Vasyl M Jr. December 9, 2008

Premand

telling someone to stop something before they do it

He told me to shut up before i did anything. That's a premand

by Mason Manson December 16, 2008

preacha

the sexiest thing to come out of australia since crocodile dundee

Preacha has a sexy booty.

by nme November 19, 2003

prezacktly

A more effective way of saying precisely if your nickname is zack...get it? BWAHAHAHA

"That is prezacktly what I meant.." ~somedouche named zack

by a moose bit my sister February 15, 2005