potato mario

Potato mario is a fictional character that is rumoured to assist in genocides during the Yugoslav wars. Potato marios estimated kill count ranges from 3 to 280 thousand kills, participating in around 14 genocides, also assisting in terrorist attacks such as 9/11. Potato mario is mentioned in the most random times.
"Help! Someone broke into my house!"
"potato mario"
by ZZafir February 15, 2023
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potato packer

Gay guy from Idaho. Usually Shaynes himself to MD with potatoes up his ass Stone.
That potato packer got searched at the airport because they thought it was a bomb.
by Mokanutz420 October 03, 2010
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taint potato

Come on Cletus it's time to harvest the taint potatoes!
by stankhouse March 18, 2011
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Potato Puppet

An eleventeen in a half foot tall hallowed out potato so it can be a puppet.
Usually wear masks.
Very Dangerous.
Stay Back.
(will take over the world with Siri and the amazon Alexa.)
Hey look a potato puppet we should probally stay away it could attack us.
by ExplosivePotatoCarrots December 29, 2017
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PoTaTo-C

"put time on the calendar"

1. a polite way to request that someone else creates a calendar invite so you don't have to
2. a way to tell someone you will create an invite on your Google Calendar
1. "Please potato-c for that meeting."
2. "I will potato-c you."
by makeitathing August 25, 2021
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a fucking potato

why the fuck did you search this. it's a fucking potato.
why the actual fuck would you use this in a sentence. it's a fucking potato.
by Starberry Gaming September 25, 2020
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fax potato

A person who faxes from one floor to another instead of getting up and running the information because they're too lazy to get out of their chair.
Dilbert, over in Engineering, is such a fax potato. He sent me 15 faxes this week. What, he can't leave his office to run me a READABLE spec sheet?
by Thor Rudebeck August 23, 2004
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