pity click

Noun or verb: Sympathetically clicking "like" or an emoticon on the posting of an unattractive or unpopular FaceBook friend in order to help maintain the life-sustaining illusion that their lives are interesting. A low risk / low effort virtual version of the Pity Fuck.

Unaware that all of Lisa's responses to his FaceBook postings were just pity clicks, Warren made a beeline for her at the class reunion, thinking after 25 years he would finally score..

by The Working Dead June 30, 2016

pitty poon

When a girl feels bad for you so she gives you poontang

"Aw, he asked me out and i rejected him im gonan give him some pitty poon"

by Blayne Bowen December 20, 2016

pity biddy

When you get a bid to a sorority/fraternity because you have a sad backstory

"Did you hear that Kate got a bid from Zeta?"
"She's a pity biddy because both of her parents died."

by YoungThugrat February 6, 2017

PitySnapper

A person on Snapchat who pity's themselves so much it becomes irritating to point of blocking them.

"God Jennifer is such a PitySnapper Ima block her"

by Mr.Slayer69 February 8, 2017

pittybull

A pitiful Pitbull

I have a pit bull I have a pittybull

by Smokeymicpot July 28, 2017

Pilly

Canadian slang for pilsner, a type of beer.

Old style pilly's on sale at the beer store eh bud!

by Fixing April 19, 2018

pitty fingers

When he fingers you out of pitty

«I dont want no pitty fingers» ~Her
«Darling, please» ~Him

by Pittyboi November 14, 2017