pants head

A goofball tell-it-like-it-is nickname for a person who wears their pants on their head.

You, my sad sir, are a regressed and foolish pants head!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2021

stretched pants

When a male gets hard/erection and it's starts to poke out on the side of one of his legs.

Dude, get rid of them stretched pants, i dont wanna see it
but i bet she does.

by Taylor... November 14, 2005

Oyster Pants

n. v. The unintened result of eceeding ones threshold of arousal whereby leaving ejaculant in ones pants.

After Luke and Brian were touching ech other ever so gently, Luke walked away with oyster pants.

by afrizbie January 23, 2012

Shirts/Pants

Referring to whether someone's a top or bottom in a homosexual relationship.

NOT the same as "who wears the pants in the relationship"

Alyx: I wear shirts/pants
Amy: uh-huh...
Alyx: But I'm in the market for pants atm
Amy: gootcha

by Grooaci June 4, 2020

pumpkin in pants

A large bulge of fatty tissue below the belt line and above the crotch. A large enough bulge will cause a fully expanded pair of pleated slacks to closely resemble a pumpkin.

Embarassingly, the mans pumpkin in pants toppled his iced mocha when he stood up from the table.

by T'ardstrong January 29, 2008

tight white pants

referring to any fine woman who your attracted to.

Earl: hey simmioms, look at those tight white pants

simmions: yeee nice

by themaskedskeeter July 23, 2009

mr. grumpy pants

A moody man, who is often rude and blunt with his interactions with others. He does not mean to sound rude...but he is just too intelligent to respond to inquiries that require more than a yes or no answer. These Mr. Grumpy pants men are often well read and just need a hug. Good luck with that one! Hugs are not Mr. Grumpy Pants favorite thing to do.

The best way to respond to him is to tell him how much you love and respect him. At first, this may seem like a daunting task. You can say, "Listen Mr. Grumpy pants, i told you that i love you and i'm not taking it back!" Then, slowly turn and walk away. He may even smile at ya if you look back. Dont get your feelings hurt if he does not. After all...he is Mr. Grumpy Pants.

by Reverse Osmosis July 16, 2014