nose picking distance

Close enough to something or someone that you could pick that thing's nose with little effort, typically used in exaggeration.

I'm in nose picking distance of the house.

by ThereAren'tAnyNamesLeft January 6, 2018

Sam pilkington

Sam is an all round good guy. He’s hardworking, talkative and likes his food. However, he can be a snake at times and also likes to mow your lawn on saturdays. In other words, he is the epitome of a fuck boy. However, at the end of the day he still has time to finish off an extra sushi roll.

Bro, that girl last night said she hooked up with a hot guy but didn’t catch his name.

Bro: yeah hard to tell, could of been Sam Pilkington!

by Twomanyblues46 July 25, 2019

Jason Piking

when you think someone is telling a joke

nah are you Jason Piking right now

by Bumbaroad December 19, 2019

Cotton picking

When someone who is talking to people or dating people only prefers the whitest of white girls.

My friend Jon was on tinder the other, dude is cotton picking everyone .

by Woah now December 23, 2019

Nut picking

To hold genital-preferences in potential romantic partners, especially in trans people . Derogatory.

don't go nut picking me because I'm pre-op. i have a good personality

by greg tamaki September 29, 2020

Nut picking

To hold genital-preferences in potential romantic partners, esp the transgendered

Don't go nut picking me i have a good personality

by greg tamaki September 29, 2020

@everyone Pinging Day

@everyone pinging day is the day in december 9 where you can ping everyone for 24 hours if you want

person 1: @everyone
person 2: why are you doing that?
person 1: its @everyone Pinging Day

by anonymous December 9, 2020